wilford in a pink santa suit and obvious fake pink beard as he drags dark (dressed, against his will, as mrs. claus,) and yandereplier (dressed in a reindeer kigurumi, against her will) with him to teleport around the world.
he gives the most expensive gifts, from fancy toy cars to new iphones – he’s got it all. dark keeping watch and knocking out any parent that wakes up, yandereplier placing coal excitedly in stockings of bad girls and boys and kiddos.
dark and wilford having to drag her away from senpai’s house after they drop a gift off for him, poor yan trying to break away and run up to his room.
dark eating most the cookies and milk the kiddos leave out – paying for it later as he gets the World’s Worst Tummy Ache™ and nearly pukes in some kid’s stocking.
thanks to his powers – the whole lil family get done in under two hours!! poor old wilford going to bed after such a hard night. not seeing dark and yan set his own presents under the tree as they, too, retire for the night.
…oh, how did wilford get all the money for the toys?
well, lets just say some of the jack egos will wake up with a very distressing number in their bank accounts the next morning. thank /god/ googleplier can hack quickly.
don’t think about an innocent robbie the zombie seeing snow for the first time and being scared but after being comforted by dr. schneeplestein and chase, starts to giggle and play around in it.
don’t think about innocent robbie the zombie still believeing in santa and writing a letter. wearing a headband with reindeer antlers and waiting up by the fireplace for him. falling asleep after waiting nearly all night.
don’t think about innocent robbie the zombie being the most childish ego and jumping around excited when he sees the cookies half eaten and milk all gone, tugging at dr. schneeplestein’s sleeve, “he came, doctor!! i–i told anti he was real!!”
don’t think about innocent robbie the zombie curling up in a blanket and sipping hot chocolate while he digs through his stocking and eats candy after candy; despite dr. schneeplestein warning him to take it easy.
just, dont think about robbie the zombie’s first ever real christmas and the egos making sure it’s an amazing one.
dont think about it dudes
Don’t think about me kicking your ass
lets fuckin’ go
1v1 me nerd
*cleans glasses* Bring it!
[breaks your glasses, shoves you] who brings glasses to a fist fight, i win, n e r d
*Stands back up, glass in hand* Fuck you! *swings glass*
