don’t think about an innocent robbie the zombie seeing snow for the first time and being scared but after being comforted by dr. schneeplestein and chase, starts to giggle and play around in it.
don’t think about innocent robbie the zombie still believeing in santa and writing a letter. wearing a headband with reindeer antlers and waiting up by the fireplace for him. falling asleep after waiting nearly all night.
don’t think about innocent robbie the zombie being the most childish ego and jumping around excited when he sees the cookies half eaten and milk all gone, tugging at dr. schneeplestein’s sleeve, “he came, doctor!! i–i told anti he was real!!”
don’t think about innocent robbie the zombie curling up in a blanket and sipping hot chocolate while he digs through his stocking and eats candy after candy; despite dr. schneeplestein warning him to take it easy.
just, dont think about robbie the zombie’s first ever real christmas and the egos making sure it’s an amazing one.
dont think about it dudes
Don’t think about me kicking your ass
lets fuckin’ go
1v1 me nerd
*cleans glasses* Bring it!
[breaks your glasses, shoves you] who brings glasses to a fist fight, i win, n e r d
*Stands back up, glass in hand* Fuck you! *swings glass*