incorrect-ego-quotes:

during some outdoor activities

Bim: are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as King Of The Squirrels?

The Host: have you ever played a game with King?

Bim: no…?

The Host: have you ever gone into a steel cage with a rabid wolverine?

[cut to King Of The Squirrels and a very tired Yandereplier]

King Of The Squirrels: FASTER! YAN, FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WORD!? IT MEANS MORE FAST! LET’S GOOOOOO