Didn’t Wilford say he killed Santa? In Markiplier TV or something? Maybe it was in the bloopers…. Anyway what if Wilford *IS* Santa now, all that teleportin’ explains how he gets around the whole world in just one night

incorrect-ego-quotes:

OH SHIT U RIGHT

wilford in a pink santa suit and obvious fake pink beard as he drags dark (dressed, against his will, as mrs. claus,) and yandereplier (dressed in a reindeer kigurumi, against her will) with him to teleport around the world.

he gives the most expensive gifts, from fancy toy cars to new iphones – he’s got it all. dark keeping watch and knocking out any parent that wakes up, yandereplier placing coal excitedly in stockings of bad girls and boys and kiddos.

dark and wilford having to drag her away from senpai’s house after they drop a gift off for him, poor yan trying to break away and run up to his room.

dark eating most the cookies and milk the kiddos leave out – paying for it later as he gets the World’s Worst Tummy Ache™ and nearly pukes in some kid’s stocking.

thanks to his powers – the whole lil family get done in under two hours!! poor old wilford going to bed after such a hard night. not seeing dark and yan set his own presents under the tree as they, too, retire for the night.

…oh, how did wilford get all the money for the toys?

well, lets just say some of the jack egos will wake up with a very distressing number in their bank accounts the next morning. thank /god/ googleplier can hack quickly.