incorrect-ego-quotes:

Yandereplier: you’re telling me that Christmas morning you would not go to your neighbor’s house and take their presents?!

King Of The Squirrels: no! nobody does that!

Yandereplier, embarrassed: my dad told me that was tradition…

King Of The Squirrels: and your dad is a thief, a murderer, and grows a pink mustache so he’s not really that trustworthy.

Yandereplier, blushing: …