Texts From Superheroes
hmmm i wonder if he’s french.
…wait. isnt schneep french?? or am i wrongschneep’s german isn’t he?
It’s Jaques Septique from Passpartou!
reblog if u would pet him
Found this on twitter
Pic not mine XD
@chase-brody-protection-squadPFFFT-
(ALSO I HAVEN’T SEEN THE TWITTER PIC OMG
HE REALLY IS FRENCH AND I AM CRYING RN)
Ego Quirk hcs: Shawn actually has a really strong throwing arm and is uncannily accurate. Chase can chug a gallon of chocolate milk in record time and keep it down somehow. Marvin is actually very good at doing impersonations and knows how to knit?? Where did he learn??? Schneep somehow knows each ego’s footsteps and knows exactly who just walked into his room when his back is turned. For some reason I hc that Anti is a weak drinker. After two shot’s he’s obliterated on the floor
Omg all of these are gold. And yes, Anti is a lightweight XD
Marks and Rec: Misc #972
(If it’s Halloween where you live, happy Halloween!) (Dialogue from Buzzfeed Unsolved.)
ALTERNATE INTERPRETATION: The glitches happened in the video because Anti got really excited. “LOOK JACK THEY MADE THINGS OF ME” “i know calm down you’re gonna freak them out”
that’s anti’s canon reaction to fanart and gifts and no one can tell me otherwise
Tying a little ribbon noose around his neck and telling the children “Hey kids! You wanna see a magic trick? Cut this ribbon, and Marvin will disappear..” would probably be Anti’s way of killing Marvin.
magic-marvin-protection-patrol:
EXCUSE YOU BUT THAT IS ILLEGAL ANON
NOOOOOO NOT MY BOI NOT LIKE THAT
Headcanon that Anti secretly adores that new plush of Trico Jack got and he cuddles it when no one’s around
YES
Scheeple tried washing it once and anti almost cried because he couldn’t find it*glitchy wails in the distance* Durkedur where are you?!
Humans are Oblivious
Humans have survived and flourished on a deathworld.
Aliens know this.
Humans have thrived in space.
Aliens know this.
—
“Excuse me John, but I was recently studying the internet, and I came across something interesting.”
“Sure, what is it?”
“this, global warming, thing.” “It says your planet was nearly destroyed because of this.”
“Oh yeah, that.” “It got really tense for a few years, but we managed to pull through.” “Not without casualties, of course” “In fact, WWIII nearly launched”
“But how?!” “It should be impossible to ignore something as major as the destruction of a planet, no matter how slow and who you are!!”
“Yeah, well, now that you mention it, it does seem kind of dumb in retrospect.” “But in our defense” pausing to gather his thoughts. “it was a pretty busy time, shit was going down everywhere, and the politicians were really damn stupid.” “Plus the new IPhone had come out.”
“Pardon?” “You placed the existence of a cheap piece of silicon and plastic over the existence of your only planet!?”
—
It was quite shocking. No, that wasn’t right. It was downright terrifyingly horrific and damning. For both parties, humans and the rest of the Intergalactic Alliance. It was common knowledge that the humans had beaten the impossibly high odds, and not only survived on a literal deathworld, where not only the animals were out to get them, but as Tu’loch had found, the planet had been under the Galamedean Effect, as his race had dubbed it. Heck, they had nearly been wiped out by it, in just fifteen vek.
The humans, terrifying warlords, businessmen, explorers, and discoverers. So much like children, yet so much like the cruel gods in their books. Especially similar to those gods. It was hard to believe something like that had been created, let alone the fact that it had gained such a large following amongst the humans.
There was just one more problem to solve. How could he word this to the Council, without causing mass hysteria, and being remembered eternally as the one who discovered the humans world destroying potential?
