The Wiccan ABC’s

magic-marvin-protection-patrol:

Accept others as they are. We are all individuals.

Belief in yourself is a necessity.

Concentration is important in any endeavor, both magickal and in life.

Do what you will, so long as it harms none.

Empathy is an important life skill… learn it, practice it.

Find strength in yourself, your friends, your world and your actions.

God is multifaceted… the Lord and Lady, all deities take many names and faces.

Help others every chance you get.

Intelligence is something that cannot be judged on surface.

Judge not… what you send out comes back to you!

Karma loves to slap you in the face. Watch out for it.

Learning is something that should never stop happening!

Magick is a wonderful gift- but it is not everything.

Nature is precious. Appreciate and protect it.

Over the course of time your soul learns many lessons. Make this life count!

Pray.

Quietness both physically and mentally restores the soul; meditate often.

Remember to take time for yourself as well as others.

Spells can help you, but you must also help yourself!

Tools can only do so much… they are not the foundation of all.

Unless you enjoy worrying, keep a positive mindset!

Visualize the success of your goals before you set out to achieve them.

Wisdom can often be found in the least expected places!

Xenophobia (a hatred of those different from you) is a path to misery.

You are a beautiful person who is capable of anything!

Zapping away all of your troubles is not going to happen

(AKA Wiccan evidence to why Marvin’s a sweet bean.)


This is so sweet and coolio :O

speculative-evolution:

poriferathief:

thecuckoohaslanded:

ariaxvespid:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

You forgot the best one though:

Titanoboa

magic-marvin-protection-patrol:

we-are-personafied:

littlemissspookiness:

g-anjagoddess:

Fuck all that

This made me laugh so god damn hard.

Is it sad I can see Anti doing this to Chase and Marvin?

@magic-marvin-protection-patrol @chase-brody-protection-squad @anti-protection-squad @antisepticeye-protec-squad @schneeplestein-support-squad @jackieboy-man-support-squad @ego-protection-squad @shawn-flynn-protection-squad @robthezombie-support-squad @angus-protection-squad

Omfg