asrisartarena:

Noogies and head ruffles are the best way to show affection when you’re someone like Anti tbh lmao.

I also personally think Robbie’s the shortest ego out of the bunch, and he’s also the scrawniest bc, well, he’s a zombie, and Anti likes to use that to his advantage and playfully mess around with Robbie a lot. 💜🖤💚

(Also please click on the image for better quality since Tumblr made it all blurry.)

@robthezombie-support-squad @anti-support-group @therealjacksepticeye @markired

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kalehdo:

((Just another little Robbie ficlet I did.  He’s a very fun and interesting character to write about.))

Marvin’s hands were shaking.  Sweat
beaded on his forehead and brow, and his heart was galloping
erratically in his chest.  He gave an unsteady gulp; his throat
having already gone dry at the scene before him.

Robbie was situated against the wall,
wrists bound by magical chains connected to the wall by a simple but
powerful spell Marvin had recited earlier.

And to say Robbie was unhappy was an
understatement.

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fiery-captain-spider-santa:

Okay, but this: we’ve established that humans have an odd perception of injuries. But what about how many are afraid of doctors? 

Alien: Human Alana, that is a lot of blood. Are you okay?

Human, with cut foot: It’s just a cut. Hardly feel anything. *looks closer* Oh, cool. Hey, is that my tendon?

Alien: By my knowledge, if you are able to see the bones or tendons, you need stitches. Should we not get you to the medical bay immediately?

Human *uncomfortable*: Or… what would happen if I just, you know… didn’t? I mean, I’m fine with a bigger scar. Scars are cool.

Alien: But does your species not get infected wounds??

Human: We do… but I really don’t want to get stitches.

Alien: Human Alana, I believe I must insist! It is for your well-being!

Human: *starts to panic*

Alien: *Freaks the fuck out because they don’t know what to do*

colonel-william-protection-army:

splatoon-jim:

@slim-jims @mltcp @jiiiimmmm-with-dyed-hair @arrival-of-the-jims @hawkeye221b @le-ginger-potato 


“Hey, Darky, I’m headed out for the night with the others, aight? We’ll be back tomorrow mornin!”

“Alright. Goodbye, Wilford.”

“Byyyeeeee~!”

SLAM

Dark sighed, running a hand through his hair. What would he do for the night? He wasn’t tired, he never slept anyways.

Get drunk! A voice in his head shouted, encouraging him. No, that would be careless of him. But, now that he thinks about it, it would be kind of fun…


I didn’t expect you to follow through… That voice in his head was annoying, but Dark knew who it was, and payed it no mind. He had successfully downed…what was it? 10? 15? Some double digit number of beer bottles. It was the time of his life!

Faintly, from where Dark had left his phone, he heard the ringer of an alarm go off. Of course, the meds to help keep his shell from cracking! Grinning dumbly, and suit not even tidy at all, he stumbled to the bathroom to take the meds.

Knocking every other bottle over, he grabbed the one holding the pills he had to take. He dumbly stared at them, then downed the entire bottle. The beer was getting to him at this point, and he passed out on the bathroom floor.


“DAARRRKYYY~~ WE’RE HOOMMEEEE!”

Wilford burst into the house, the other egos coming in behind him quietly, exhausted and going straight to their rooms, noticing almost none of the scene before them.

Wilford sighed, cleaning up the mess of beer bottles and trash. Dark must have gotten drunk after they all left. 

Wilford sighed, going to the bathroom because that’s where the trail of broken glass lead him. He cleaned it all up, and, upon opening the bathroom door, dropped everything.

Dark was still lying there, on the floor, not moving. Not even breathing.

Wilford scrambled over and tried to wake him up. “Dark, please wake up, c’mon, the joke’s over now!”

No response.

Wilford shook softer, his eyes watering up, and the realization soon hit him.

It was more than just a game, wasn’t it?

It was more than just a game.

EXSCOOOOOOSE ME???