spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????
Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.
Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.
Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.
Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????
Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.
Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.
Bubble Buddy killed a man.
Bubble Buddy poisoned the water supply, burned the crops, and delivered a plague onto the houses of the Bikini Bottom residents.
he did??
No… but are we just going to wait around until he does?!
I decided to cut together all the Anti voice moments Jack did in his “HAPPY HALLOWEEN | Septic Art #2″ (featuring a bit of Schneep in there too God rest his soul). One of my favourite things about Anti is his voice, and I’m sure there are other people who would like to hear some more, as well as some audio editors out there that would like to play with these clips too! 😀
So like I have one big question about human weirdness.
How did we figure out we can eat what we can eat?
Like who was the first guy to figure out if you boil those weird sea bugs (lobsters are arachnids I know i know) that runny gunk under their shells firms up and is edible? And delicious!
How many people did one village go through before they figured out which part of the pufferfish won’t kill you? And also WHY?
How much experimentation did it take to go “Okay that mushroom is really yummy and tastes like chicken and is safe but that mushroom that looks almost exactly the same will kill you dead.” ?
Who was the first person to look at an alligator – that ancient and terrifying descendant of legit dinosaurs -and go “Imma gonna eat it!” ?
