i was on a boat in the middle of the ocean & a shark kink shamed me so i punched it & all the fish cheered me on & clapped
this is true i was one of the fish
im the shark kink
Even if you don’t feel like it, you are worth it. I promise.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
This came to me after living in a town for 5 years where if you aren’t married and having kids, everyone hates you.
I’M CACKLING
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
Finally, something to look forward to.
Jacques Septique is drawing Chase
Marvin wasn’t invited, no but really, I feel like there’s nothing left to use from that video after making so many edits
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*
sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future.
