Silver Shepherd: so, let me get this straight-
Wilford: more like let me run this bi you.
Bim: let’s just see how this pans out.
The Host: we should ace-ess the situation.
Bingiplier: i’m gay.
Chase Brody: you aren’t coming with me?
Dr. Schneeplestein: Chase, i’m not your dad.
Dr. Schneeplestein: [hands him a lunchbox] here are your sandwiches. i’ll pick you up at five
The Mayor: my great-grandfather once removed his neighbor’s appendix, and he wasn’t even sick!
The Colonel: why would he do that?
The Mayor: let’s just say they were playing poker and the stakes got a little high. much like tonight!
Yandereplier: there’s nothing wrong with me!
King Of The Squirrels: you set Anti’s apartment on fire to get his attention.
Yandereplier: ..okay, i see your point.
King Of The Squirrels: Bing, you’re a genius!
Bingiplier: yeah, i get called that a lot.
King Of The Squirrels: what? a genius?
Bingiplier: no, ‘Bing.’
Anti: maybe that’s why you and i could never get along. we aren’t supposed to exist together
Jack: also you went evil and started killing people.
Anti: …good point. also a factor.
Anti: are you doing your work or planning on killing me?
Darkiplier: officially, i’m working. unofficially, i’d watch your back.
Yandereplier: i’m doomed!
King Of The Squirrels: well, you lived a good life, right?
Yandereplier: i’m only 18!
King Of The Squirrels: i said good, not long.
Dr. Schneeplestein: fist me.
Chase Brody: i- what the fuck?
Dr. Schneeplestein, holding out his hand for a fist bump: you know, fist me!
Chase Brody: right, that’s what you were – right, okay, Jesus fucking Christ–
Anti: sorry i’m late. i was doing things.
Darkiplier, entering the room – bruised and beaten: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
