A vlog with Mark and Dark? Well, Dark doesn’t seem too happy about it
requested by anon
Congrats on 17 million spidey jack @therealjacksepticeye
I missed #septicart but here’s some for the spidey senses anyways.
Apparently there are Jimsonas now. So I have come up with an appearance for my Jim name Foxy Jim. A Jim with black fox ears, three black fox tails, amber eyes with slitted pupils, small fangs for eyeteeth, small claws for nails, red markings around his eyes similar to what’s seen on kitsune masks (( since Foxy Jim is a kitsune )) and three balls of foxfire constantly following him. His button up shirt is a light purple and his pants are a really dark blue.
@martinplier since you’re one of the reasons I got into the Jim’s, and @i-am-a-fan cuz your Jim art kinda did too XD
I started this whole Jim love thing didn’t I?
My Jimsona has a neck in his mouth and they call him Shredding Jim
My jimsona is similar to googliplier and darkiplier! He would have a shirt like google but with the number 20312 on it. And instead of red and blue “shell” he bleeds numbers 😀
Chase Brody: so… what’s it like dating Marvin?
Jackieboy Man: once, i asked him for a water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”
Dr. Schneeplestein: and that concludes out first meeting! if anyone has any questions, just ask.
Chase Brody: if a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?
Dr. Schneeplestein: …if anyone has any relevant questions, just ask.
Bim: Host, we’re out of candy.
The Host: what? already? there’s only been four kids!
Bim: yeah, i know, but one little girl told me she loved me so i just gave her everything.
Bingiplier: what’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like i’m horny for halloween but i don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
The Host: …i think the word you’re looking for is “excited”
Yandereplier: Host! quick, you have to pretend to be my dad, my English teacher’s calling about my grade! [passes him the phone]
The Host: hello! this, is dad… yes, the children are playing swords… sorry, playing with swords. they are bleeding! o-oh no, they are dead. don’t call again. [hangs up the phone]
The Host, handing the phone back to Yandereplier: sorry, i panicked.
Marvin The Magician: what do you want to eat tonight?
Jackieboy Man: your dick.
Jackieboy Man: your pick*, sorry auto correct sucks.
Marvin The Magician: …this is a verbal conversation.
Ed Edgar: congratulations on becoming an official ego, Yandereplier! [gives them a mug of beer]
Darkiplier: they’re underage!
Ed Edgar: ah! right. [gives Yan two mugs of beer]
Ed Edgar: you’re a growing child.
Darkiplier: Ed, no!
