Mark (dressed as Dark to mock him): SHOOT HIM, I’M THE REAL DARK!
Wilford: *points gun at Mark* the REAL Dark would never pass up the opportunity to die!
Wilford: *Trying to put his phone into the inside pocket of his new jacket, and failing*
Dark: That jacket doesn’t have an inside pocket.
Wilford: *Grabs a nearby knife*
Wilford: It will soon.
Wilford: Christmas is cancelled.
Googleplier: you can’t cancel a holiday.
Wilford: keep it up, Google, and you’ll lose New Year’s.
Googlplier: what does that mean?
Wilford: Dark, take New Year’s away from Google.
Dr. Schneeplestein: do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Anti: do you mean literally or figuratively?
Dr. Schneeplestein: honestly, the fact that i have to specify–
colonel-william-protection-army:
…
….wat
MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!
Darkiplier: Anti and i are now best friends! right, Anti?
Anti: i would sell you to Satan for a single corn chip.
Bingiplier: this date is boring.
Chase Brody: this isn’t a date. i said i was going to the store.
Bingiplier: then why did you invite me?
Chase Brody: i specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “fuck you, bro, i’ll do whatever i want!” and followed me here.
Dr. Iplier: Google, you..
Googleplier: i…?
Dr. Iplier: uhm.. y-you..
Googleplier: i what?
Dr. Iplier, blushing madly: you make my heart have premature ventricular contractions!
Googleplier: …?
The Host, from a distance: he meant you make his heart skip a beat.
Chase Brody: i did a bad thing.
Anti: does it affect me?
Chase Brody: no–
Anti: then suffer in silence.
Chase making dessert for the Egos
Chase Brody: i made a marshmallow Anti! see? his arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallow egos for annoying him.
Chase, looking up at Anti: do you like it?
Anti, touched and on the verge of tears: it’s okay.
