incorrect-ego-quotes:

Yandereplier: Host! quick, you have to pretend to be my dad, my English teacher’s calling about my grade! [passes him the phone]

The Host: hello! this, is dad… yes, the children are playing swords… sorry, playing with swords. they are bleeding! o-oh no, they are dead. don’t call again. [hangs up the phone]

The Host, handing the phone back to Yandereplier: sorry, i panicked.