The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. … Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The 2nd time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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*walks out of the room and slams the door*

Hc where dappersepticeye is such a pure innocent bean that he tolerates no cursing. If any of the other egos are caught saying any curse words whatsoever, he drowns them in a pile of paper on which he had scribbled down a stern lecture on the importance of watching your language. One he’s sure that they’ve read it, he pulls off his glove and fucking BITCH SLAPS them across the face.

markired:

this is hilarious and i love it

just…. chase accidentally stubbing his toe and he exclaims out “son of a b-” and then he just sees dapper out of the corner of his eye with his arms crossed and a stern look on his face, and then chase immediately goes “a gun! haha, son of a gun that stupid table, amirite?” and dapper just beams before he carries on his merry way and once dapper is out of earshot, chase just yells ‘fuCK’ into his hat lmao 

I love Ellie (my ferret) but she has a habit of stealing my bed when I’m about to go to sleep and when I go to move her either to her cage or a bit to the side she rolls over on her back and sticks her tongue out and her front paws are in the air, and when she wakes up she will dig or bite my feet if she doesn’t get her way (aka out of the room when Clover (the Labrador) is out and Clove is a good girl she just a bit rough but she doesn’t mean to be) and this is probably going to be the only one

chase-brody-protection-squad:

Aww haha – Mod Lily