fear-is-nameless:

marielgum:

Jack: don’t read too much into things!
Also Jack: 

Jse Community: 

mood

virelei:

I have a lot of feelings about the new batman aka Batman Ninja being released in Japan 

I JUST–WHERE DO I START?

• ROBIN, DAMIAN WAYNE, MY TRAINED ASSASSIN SON, wHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU I’M CHOKING OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET THIS BOY HELP HE’S SO STRESSED AND BALDING

did–did Dick travel to dragon ball z? that’s a fine full head of hair there nightwing oh my god

1. TIM MY BOY is this r e b e l l i o n ? when did u go blonde and also thats a fine ass BUSH there someone help me i’m choking

THE BEST PART THOUGH??

soMEONE PLEASE RESUSCITATE ME I’M IN TEARS JASON WHAT DID THEY DO OH MY GOD IT REALLY IS JASON IT’S JASON, IT’S FUCKING TAMPON HOOD I REALLY CAN’T THEY REALLY DID YOU WRONG SOMEONE H E L P

AND ALSO?

alfred is just fucking alfred i cant BELIEVE

Of course you cant change Alfred. Hes Alfred.

Ooo! Hello! Its nice ta meet ya! Im glad to have you as my buddy also. How are you? I like to watch Cryaotic, Jacksepticeye, and Buzzfeed Unsolved. Im pretty exited to talk to you more!

cheattoe:

a-bore-of-a-whore:

lady-of-greenwood:

sindri42:

solwardenclyffe:

sindri42:

sidereanuncia:

ontologicalidiot:

an-actual-stone:

glumshoe:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

Evidence:

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

you mean like

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

Elves are flat-earthers

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

incorrect-ego-quotes:

the Colonel and now, newly formed Darkiplier are staring each other down.

Darkiplier: …do you remember that night? when Celine told everyone she was pregnant?

The Colonel: …and we all threw her a baby shower. Mark got drunk and sang songs in Korean to Celine’s belly.

Darkiplier: that was a good memory.

The Colonel: from another lifetime.

Darkiplier: …i miss the people we were then.

The Colonel, on the verge of tears: …me too.

the manor is quiet before Darkiplier opens fire on The Colonel.