the Colonel and now, newly formed Darkiplier are staring each other down.
Darkiplier: …do you remember that night? when Celine told everyone she was pregnant?
The Colonel: …and we all threw her a baby shower. Mark got drunk and sang songs in Korean to Celine’s belly.
Darkiplier: that was a good memory.
The Colonel: from another lifetime.
Darkiplier: …i miss the people we were then.
The Colonel, on the verge of tears: …me too.
the manor is quiet before Darkiplier opens fire on The Colonel.
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