Darkiplier waking up on Christmas Day because of Wilford snickering next to him and he wakes up and Wilford runs out When Dark gets out of bed and into the bathroom and looks in the mirror he sees a big white beard plastered to his chin and he can’t get it off

incorrect-ego-quotes:

LMAOOO

dark murdering wilford at breakfast as everyone laughs at his beard, trying to gorge his eyes out with a spoon as wilford runs about.

“YOU GOTTA WEAR THE SANTA SUIT THIS YEAR AHAHAHA” wilford laughs as he locks himself in the bathroom.

dark wanting to fucking d i e when they do get the suit on him – wilford promising to give him the glue remover later that day.

(he ‘totally’ forgets and dark has a beard until new years day)

SLAMS FISTS yan is trans and im love her

incorrect-ego-quotes:

[YELLS IN THREE LANGUAGES]

YES I CAN FINALLY TELL YALL MY FAVORITE HEADCANON

YAN IS MTF AND USES SHE/HER EXCLUSIVELY AND ABSOLUTELY ABHORS BEING REFERRED TO AS A BOY OR HAVING HE/HIS PRONOUNS USED FOR HER.

SHE GETS SUPER EXCITED WHEN HER HAIR IS LONG ENOUGH TO TIE BACK IN A PONYTAIL.

SHE TAUGHT HERSELF MAKE UP TO HELP HER FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE

SHE HAD DARK AND WILFORD KILL HER SCHOOL’S PRINCIPAL AND TEACHERS WHEN THEY SENT HER HOME BECAUSE SHE WORE A GIRL’S UNIFORM AND NOT A BOY’S UNIFORM

TRANS YAN IS THE BEST HEADCANON.

incorrect-ego-quotes:

m-i-y-o-k-i:

m-i-y-o-k-i:

personal headcanon – yandereplier is mtf and uses she/her pronouns. she’ll burst into tears when anyone uses he/him pronouns for her.

yan nearly never went back to class after the school made her wear a boy’s uniform instead of a girl’s.

but, thanks to a little visit from good old papa warfstache and daddy dark, and a couple dead bodies from the school administrators, yan was more than welcome to wear the girl’s uniform to class everyday.

she came out to wilford and dark in a spur of the moment once while they were shopping for back to school clothes. when she was only 12.

the shop owners kept referring to her as “young man”, “sir”, “mister”, and “handsome young lad.”

she couldn’t take it and rushed out the dressing room in her baggy jacket and jeans. sitting outside near the fountain as her dads chased after her. fat tears rushing down her red cheeks as she sobbed. why…why couldn’t they use they? or them? why…why was it so obvious?

“sweetheart,” wilford huffed as he slowed down. dark running up behind them, “what’s gotten into you? we still need–”

“i’m a girl.”

the words leave her mouth before she can bite her tongue. all those years of holding it in. holding it back to not cause trouble, finally broken.

“…what?” dark asked, kneeling down with wilford to be at eye level with yan. the two of them confused, what was into yan? what was going on?

“…i’m a girl. i want to be referred to as she…a-and miss and her. i’m not,” she sniffles harder, holding onto wilford, dark holding them in a tight hugs as she yells into wilford’s chest.

“i’m not a boy, i’m not a boy, i’m–”

wilford coos and runs his fingers through her soft silky black hair, dark hugging her closer. the two kneeling there in the nearly empty mall as yan cries.

“…we love you, yan.” dark finally says, his voice no longer glitchy or fuzzing in and out. crystal clear. “youre our only daughter. and we love you and want to support you no matter what.”

“he’s right,” wilford tears up, “what you did was so brave – it took guts to tell us. and it makes me and your father so proud to call you our daughter.”

the three continue to hug and wipe away tears from the emotional ordeal. yan resting her head against wilford shoulder as they sit.

“…can we go home? i–i don’t feel like shopping anymore.” she asks, wikford helping her up.

“of course, dark? can you go return these?”

“wait…dad, you don’t have to. you already bought it–”

“nonsense!” he yells and giggles, kissing her cheek again as she winces. he hasn’t done that since she was a little girl, “we got the wrong uniform anyways – if you’re up for it we can come back tomorrow for the right one, yeah? i think the navy blue skirt i saw you eyeing this morning would look perfect on you.”

yan sniffles again and follows her dad out the door as dark does as he was told. the three a happy little family.

because of course a family can be a wacky dad with a pink mustache, an evil dad with a glitchy aura, and a wonderful daughter with quick wits.

HERE, HAVE SOME MORE MTF YAN FROM MY MAIN BLOG

incorrect-ego-quotes:

Bim: what says Oh Oh Oh?

Bim: santa walking backwards!

[only Bim and The Host laugh]

Bim: what carol is heard in the desert?

Bim: o camel ye faithful!

[once again Bim and The Host are the only ones that laugh]

Darkiplier: …

Darkiplier: that’s it. Christmas is cancelled.

Bim: what? Dark, you can’t cancel a holiday.

Darkiplier: keep it up, Bim, and you’ll lose New Year’s too.

incorrect-ego-quotes:

Anti: so this is Christmas.

Darkiplier: good observation.

Anti: a time to forgive and forget.

Darkiplier: i guess it is.

Anti: …Chase would probably love that.

Darkiplier: most definitely.

Anti, looking into Dark’s eyes: …

Darkiplier, looking into Anti’s eyes: …

Anti: i still hope you choke on your own blood.

Darkiplier: and i can’t wait for you to stab yourself with your own knife, like the idiot you are.

Chase Brody, watching from the kitchen: this is a Christmas miracle! they’re getting along!

🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁 What did everyego get for Christmas? 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁

incorrect-ego-quotes:

silver shepherd – legos; building stuff helps take his mind off things. especially after a long day of saving people.

king of the squirrels – stuffed animals; he adores soft toys more than anything!! and its a safer alternative to having real forest animals around the office.

ed edgar – tickets to a country music festival he’s been dying to see for three years now; poor guy nearly cried when he saw what they were.

bim trimmer – new fancy microphones; the jims always seem to steal his most favorite ones, hopefully not this time!!

the host – a braille typewriter; he cried bloodied tears when he got it and felt it, typing out a thank you note.

jim twins – nothing but chocolate disguised as coal; poor boys sobbed and cried when they got it thinking santa hates ‘em.

dr. iplier – a month of vacation time; thanks to wilford and dark, the doctor can relax and do what he please for the first month of 2018!!

googleplier – a smart phone; it acts as his own personal assistant and helps him keep track of the other egos closer. he also loves showing it off in front of bing.

bingiplier – a camera; he wants to be the next big vlogger – bigger than jake paul or ricegum. he wants to be number one!!

kinkiplier – a few new gags in different colors; it was hell for the egos to go into such a /l-lewd/ shop and buy them. but the smile on kink’s face is worth it!!

yandereplier – a new katana; the one she was using was getting too worn, this new one, the black blade and gold handle was /absolutely perfect/.

darkiplier – a scarf and mitten set; poor edgy boy gets extra cold in the winter so these would do him good!! if only they weren’t hello kitty ones…

wilford warfstache – a new set of knives; the beautiful red blades staring back at him practically had the pink mustached man bouncing in his seat!!

•••

dr. schneeplestein – a brand new blue coat; the heavy material and bright gold buttons make him feel safe and warm, just like he did back home!!

robbie the zombie – a train set; a brand new one with fancy carts and tracks that circle all around the office!! he loves going ‘choo choo!!’ as it goes around.

chase brody – a hoverboard; he’s been begging for one LONG before it became a dead meme, riding it as soon as he got it out the packaging with glee.

marvin the magician – a pet rabbit; he’s so excited to have a fluffy little assistant!! giggling as he holds it close, naming the fluffy ball ‘suzy’!!

jackieboy man – a collection of every single marvel cinematic movie; the superhero egos gasps and rushes up to his room to binge watch for who know how long. the ego starting off with his favorite one – guardians of the galaxy.

dapper jack – an old timey camera; still using the same methods it did in the 20s. jack excitedly signing out ‘holy shit thank you so much im gonna fuckin’ c r y’ as he takes his first picture of the egos in a group hug.

anti – new set of knives; just as wilford had, he squeaks and bounces around with his green blades. pinning down a terrified chase as he ‘tests them out’.

nonetheless – they all have an awesome christmas, spending it together laughing and enjoying the festive day. even the most evilest or loneliest of egos finding joy. even if its just for a day.