🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁 What did everyego get for Christmas? 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁

incorrect-ego-quotes:

silver shepherd – legos; building stuff helps take his mind off things. especially after a long day of saving people.

king of the squirrels – stuffed animals; he adores soft toys more than anything!! and its a safer alternative to having real forest animals around the office.

ed edgar – tickets to a country music festival he’s been dying to see for three years now; poor guy nearly cried when he saw what they were.

bim trimmer – new fancy microphones; the jims always seem to steal his most favorite ones, hopefully not this time!!

the host – a braille typewriter; he cried bloodied tears when he got it and felt it, typing out a thank you note.

jim twins – nothing but chocolate disguised as coal; poor boys sobbed and cried when they got it thinking santa hates ‘em.

dr. iplier – a month of vacation time; thanks to wilford and dark, the doctor can relax and do what he please for the first month of 2018!!

googleplier – a smart phone; it acts as his own personal assistant and helps him keep track of the other egos closer. he also loves showing it off in front of bing.

bingiplier – a camera; he wants to be the next big vlogger – bigger than jake paul or ricegum. he wants to be number one!!

kinkiplier – a few new gags in different colors; it was hell for the egos to go into such a /l-lewd/ shop and buy them. but the smile on kink’s face is worth it!!

yandereplier – a new katana; the one she was using was getting too worn, this new one, the black blade and gold handle was /absolutely perfect/.

darkiplier – a scarf and mitten set; poor edgy boy gets extra cold in the winter so these would do him good!! if only they weren’t hello kitty ones…

wilford warfstache – a new set of knives; the beautiful red blades staring back at him practically had the pink mustached man bouncing in his seat!!

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dr. schneeplestein – a brand new blue coat; the heavy material and bright gold buttons make him feel safe and warm, just like he did back home!!

robbie the zombie – a train set; a brand new one with fancy carts and tracks that circle all around the office!! he loves going ‘choo choo!!’ as it goes around.

chase brody – a hoverboard; he’s been begging for one LONG before it became a dead meme, riding it as soon as he got it out the packaging with glee.

marvin the magician – a pet rabbit; he’s so excited to have a fluffy little assistant!! giggling as he holds it close, naming the fluffy ball ‘suzy’!!

jackieboy man – a collection of every single marvel cinematic movie; the superhero egos gasps and rushes up to his room to binge watch for who know how long. the ego starting off with his favorite one – guardians of the galaxy.

dapper jack – an old timey camera; still using the same methods it did in the 20s. jack excitedly signing out ‘holy shit thank you so much im gonna fuckin’ c r y’ as he takes his first picture of the egos in a group hug.

anti – new set of knives; just as wilford had, he squeaks and bounces around with his green blades. pinning down a terrified chase as he ‘tests them out’.

nonetheless – they all have an awesome christmas, spending it together laughing and enjoying the festive day. even the most evilest or loneliest of egos finding joy. even if its just for a day.