I didn’t want to talk about this, but I gotta clear my mind…
Mark posted a picture of him and Amy on Instagram…
…saying “I’m a lucky dooood”
It’s all cute and shit, right?
But then there are comments like this…
…which is not only rude, but also disrespectful.
Are people seriously still so blinded by a stupid ship that was never a thing? Mark and Amy are in a legit relationship and they’re extremly happy together! Mark isn’t gay and I don’t think he’s ever been. He’s just a really good friend of Jack.
Speaking of, let’s take a look at a photo of Jack and Signe, shall we?
Picture Jack posted on his IG on New Year’s eve with the lovely Woosh. Oh look!
Exactly the same. The second comment brings me to another thing I wanted to get out of my head.
I know there are girls and boys who are big fans of both Mark and Jack and they would love to be in a relationship with them. But saying things like “You are mine, break up with her” or “Jack, honey, you’re cheating on me?” is just straight up disrespectful.
You can love a person all you want, but if they’re in a relationship, you shouldn’t go and tell them to break up with their partner just because you think you own that person. I personaly love Jack with my whole heart, but I respect him and Signe aswell and I see them as my “parents”. That’s how much I love both of them.
One last thing. You can ship people all you want. But Septiplier went a bit too far.
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y’all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
Imagine Dark procuring an entire building for the Egos to
live in together (because there are certainly quite a few and their numbers are
constantly growing). He naturally takes possession of the uppermost floor to
use for his office space because it only makes sense that he takes the place of
highest position.
Imagine Google(s) keeping the entire building’s tech running
and in perfect condition. They spare no expenses (to Dark’s intense annoyance)
to buy the newest and the best of everything, constantly upgrading. And don’t
even think about touching Google’s computer desk or anything on it.
Imagine Wilford opening a studio, complete with a stage,
lights, recording booth, and everything he could possibly need for his show.
After he is properly introduced to Bim (and Bim is no longer absolutely terrified
of the Cotton Candy Killer), Will lets the younger ego try his hand at performing
on the show.
Imagine the Host using an entire floor of the building for a
combination Braille library/writing space. There’s room for recording his
podcasts since he’s too soft spoken to ever ask to use Will’s. The entire place
is cast in a dusty, low light that terrifies the other egos, and they can only
imagine what all goes on within the shadows.
Imagine Dr. Iplier opening a clinic on the second floor
where he treats his patients and the other egos when necessary. Will always
finds him sneaking into the studio and trying to insert himself into different
scenes where the Doctor thinks his expertise is needed.
Imagine Bim Trimmer building a secret shrine to Matthias in
his closet, and the others find it…
I honestly cannot believe that it’s been a full year since I wrote this, just to get the idea out of my head. I never imagined people would see it, read it, and want more. But here we are!
