I want more kinkiplier! He is uncomfortable as heck, but it’s hilarious!

incorrect-ego-quotes:

here’s some general headcanons!!

–he’s always got his ball gag in, but he does take it out during meetings (wilford made that rule) and talking to someone.

–he’s the biggest flirt around. always winking or making passes at any of them, even the jack egos. so far he’s been the only one ever to make google’s blush feature turn on.

–he dresses in a white dress up shirt with some kinky rope binding over said shirt, tight leather pants, dress shoes, and a blindfold on his neck. ready to be used at any time.

–gets along well with bingiplier and the host. mostly because they’re the only ones who will give him the time of day and ask him about his “lifestyle”. genuinely curious. sorta gets along with google, but only because google has a tiny itty bitty soft spot for his flirting.

–surprisingly, he gets along with dapper jack!! dapper finds him funny and kink knows sign language very well!! what can ya say? he’s a master with his fingers.

–kink keeps a briefcase in his office. one nobody dares to look in. however, the host knows the truth. it’s just a case to keep his lunch in – not for some weird kinky things like bondage ropes or…grosser things.

–teasingly refers to older egos as “daddy” and younger egos as “baby boy”

–wilford and dark keep him away from their “kid” yandereplier, “no dO NOT TOUCH THE C H I L D” they yell when he’s in the same room as yan.

–he’s busy almost every weekend, and honestly nobody wants to know what he’s doing. (except host and bing know – he sips hot chocolate at the hispter cafe downtown while working on his adult erotic novels.)

–says he knows the best way to get control of mark’s channel, but says they’ll have to move said channel over to pornhub. wilford and dark immediately shoot down his ideas.