Don’t make me ship googleplier and kinkiplier ple a s e the poor computer boy

incorrect-ego-quotes:

google sits close by kink during a meetings – one of kinks first meetings with the other egos.

“…hello, kink.”

kink perks up, moving his ball gag away, “well, here there, mr. robot.” he laughs as he leans against google.

google’s inner statistics going off the chart. what would be his heart is thumping away, his hands fidgeting, his blush feature turned up. giving the robot a red tint to his cheeks.

“i…how have you been? still needing help getting use to us?”

“oh no, but i would sure love to get to know you,” kink purrs, his hand trailing google’s shoulder, “what’re you like, google? what do you like?”

“i…i like–”

“do you like me? because i like you, you and your blush. your little whirling sound when i’m close to you, and the way you look at me like i’m some new hard drive.”

google’s blush feature hits its max as kink leans forward. kissing his cheek. smiling, “you know, i’ve never been with a robot before…if you dont count that weekend in san francisco.”

“wait, san fran–” google perks up as kink kisses his lips. a quick peck.

google stares back. kink slowly losing his smile, “googs? babe…? you–”

“OVERHEATING, OVERHEATING–” google yells out, glitching, body and hands convulsing, “C-CAN NOT, F-FUCNTION–SYSTEMS NEED COOLING DOWN. GOING INTO SLEEP MODE.” he trails off before falling face first into the table.

bim stands in the doorway, horrified. kink turning around.

“you…you didnt see shit, trimmer!!” kink yells as he runs out the meeting room.

poor google is still flustered and blushy when dr. iplier fixes him up again. giggling and kicking his feet, smiling away. he thinks this is what humans call “a crush”.

now he knows why yandere acts the way they do. waving and trying to get closer to kink. no matter how many times he makes him overheat.

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