incorrect-ego-quotes:

The Host: “knowledge” is knowing that tomato is a fruit; “wisdom” is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Bim: that was deep.

Googleplier: “philosophy” is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Bim: that’s even deeper.

Bingiplier: “common sense” is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, ya nasties.

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