incorrect-ego-quotes:

Bim, explaining a Turducken: it’s a chicken in a duck in a turkey.

Yandereplier: you know, because the holiday isn’t quite gluttonous enough on its own.

Bingiplier: sounds awesome, is that what we’re having?

Ed Edgar: nope. although impressive, i decided they stopped short when designing the turducken.

Yandereplier: yeah. they seem like real underachievers there.

Ed Edgar: so i decided to make my own variety.

Yandereplier: what’s that, a polecat stuffed in a possum?

Ed Edgar: nope, first we start with a hummingbird-

Yandereplier: a what–?

Ed Edgar: put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a Cornish hen, then put that in a chicken. put all that in a duck, then a turkey, then in a bigger turkey.

Bim: two turkeys?!

Ed Edgar: hey, it’s Thanksgiving. put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! put all that in a pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747.