incorrect-ego-quotes:

King Of The Squirrels: final question. you have a dinner date at 7 with your Senpai. what time do you arrive?

Yandereplier: 7. A.M. case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. can the cook be trusted? if not i gotta kill him. dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy, no later than 4:30.

King Of The Squirrels: you’re ready.

Yandereplier, excitedly: really?!

King Of The Squirrels: no. everything you just said was insane and we are out of time.