incorrect-ego-quotes:

after the Warfstache interview

Operator: hello 911 – what’s your emergency?

Mark: i’m sitting in a pool of blood.

Operator: is it…yours?

Mark: yeah, i think so.

Operator: do you know where it’s coming from?

Mark: probably the stab wound.

Operator: have you been stabbed?

Mark: oh yeah, definitely.