After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.
So everyone knows about the pack bonding of humans, but whats left out is the customs of humans with their pack bonds. Like gift giving, and commoradare. Like imagine holidays on a ship.
After spilling pack bonds, and years of commoradare. The human on board gets to know his shipmates so well, he can give them gifts on human holidays that they love.
Like one shipmate is from a planet that has one season for a few years and it takes a whole cycle for them to get this fruit thats their favorite. Or one’s from a planet where the oceans are purple or green and they’re a half-marine species and they really miss their homeland.
So on the human holiday of Christmas the human wears a red suit and gives out gifts to the others of the ship. The one alien gets dried fruit candies from their home planet, the other gets a snow globe filled with purple or green water.
When everyone has settled down from their excitement they ask the human what their holiday is all about. The human explains that Christmas is a holiday of giving gifts and spending time with loved ones. The shipmates are excited that the human has held them is such high esteem and once again, the human handbook is updated to add in certain holidays.
It’s the evening of October 31. It’s 4.58 pm, millions
of viewers have gathered in front of their screens to see what Jack uploads in
2 minutes – they still have hope something special happens. You know, halloween,
Anti, all that stuff…
The clock jumps to 5. And 5.01. And 5.02…
The first people start realizing. Something is not right.
It’s 5.05. Nothing. This is not normal. It’s not their phones, or the delay, or
their slow internet.
It’s 5.10. It wouldn’t worry people that much if it wasn’t that VERY special
day… The first people start tweeting, the theorists start writing, “where are
you”-posts appear on Tumblr.
At 5.16, a Twitter notification makes their phones whistle. Jack wrote: “Upload
went wrong again, looks like my internet doesn’t like me today… Sorry guys!
It should be up in 2 minutes :)”
The community calms down a little – until they see
what the video is: Observer – the glitchy, eerie, atmospheric game SO many
people missed. The majority immediately clicks it and enjoys seeing Jack play the game again after such a long time.They are glad he finally decided to actually finish it.
He does his outro, just as usual. His voice sounds a
little scratchy, but that’s no surprise after a 90 minute video, which probably
took even longer to record. Robin’s animated outro screen appears – Sam in the
middle, the link to “Say goodbye” on the left, “Kill Jacksepticeye” on the
right… Flashbacks of past events take over people’s thoughts. They all
remember it. Get that weird, but wicked feeling crawling up their spines. Start shuddering joyfully, almost ecstatically at the thought of past happenings.
But instead of the usual little after-outro clip, the
screen turns completely black. Loud static buzzing fills thousands of
headphones. And white letters start appearing on the screen, while Anti laughs
manically in the background.
Fuck, THIS!! ALL OF THIS!!! I’ve been holding onto hope that Observer will come back, but given how long it’s been since the last upload – and since a lot of us, including Jack himself, have gotten Anti vibes from it – I keep thinking “what-if”! If anything like this remotely happens….
