Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth
Ok, so I’ve been playing Minecraft again recently (cause I bought the game for a reason :/) and I was on Minecraft’s Wiki and I’m fucking LIVID because I didn’t fucking realize that they took Steve’s goddamn goatee away
PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK YOU BASTARDS.
he shaved its okay! hes just nice n smooth now
anyone else didn’t realize that was a goatee and just thought he was smiling real big?
When a cat has a specific behavior issue, it’s important to get to the cause of that problem and deal with it. Either you remove the source of the stimulus that is causing the issue, or you help the cat grow accustomed to the stimulus.
There’s a lot of areas where the “remove or get them used to it” plan of attack can get kinda muddy, but if you really boil down most cat issues that’s what it falls to, and there are different ways to deal with both.
Except declawing.
You know, it’s true. Not all cats who are declawed develop “behavior issues”, but when they do, it’s severe. And when they do, you don’t get a say in how you want to handle it. You don’t get the decision. Telling me you don’t want your cat to go on the counters is easy. I can train them not to. Heck, YOU can train them not to. It takes work but it’s doable. But if you tell me you want your cat to be able to walk on the linoleum floor instead of the carpet after you took off the tips of its toes, you don’t have that right. If you want a cat to go somewhere you’re going to have to put down a carpet for it to walk on.
And this has nothing to do about blame. Public information has changed about declawing. A lot of vets refused to do it now. It’s illegal in some countries. I know plenty of amazing cat owners who have declawed cats in the past, who have learned the reality of the procedure, and have vowed to never declaw another cat.
But once a cat is declawed, there is no amount of training that can help them. It’s all about doing what they want. Because they’re in pain. Because they’re scared. Because they have absolutely no defense.
People declaw cats because they don’t want the cat to scratch them. Cats are more likely to use their only line of defense when provoked – biting, which tends to be WAY more severe. Cats who scratch don’t get put down. Cats that bite do. The lack of protection effects every single thing about their lives. How they interact with people. How they interact with other animals.
A declawed cat will still try to scratch at scratching posts.
That fact haunts me. The fact that scratching is so ingrained into a cat’s behavior that they will still try to scratch something even when they no longer have the ability to. Because not only does it feel good and help sharpen their (long gone) claws, but it’s also an incredibly important form of social interaction and scent mingling. Try talking to someone without your tongue and tell me how that goes.
People declaw cats because they don’t want the cat to ruin their furniture. Declawed cats also tend to stop using their litter box because the litter feels like sandpaper against their painful toes. So when you have to throw away your fifth urine-drenched couch, be happy that at least the legs weren’t scratched up.
People declaw cats for lots of reasons. But if that cat develops a problem (or two, or ten), you have to do everything you can make it better. No amount of encouraging them to use the litter box will work if using the litter box is physical torture. Or if they’re too scared to leave from under the bed because they have absolutely no way to defend themselves. You can’t give that back to them.
I am powerless to help. I can give you suggestions that will make the cat’s life the best they can possibly have. But at the end of the day, it’s possible that your cat can’t use a litter box at all because they’re in too much pain. It’s possible that they’re going to keep spraying or marking not because they want to mark their territory but because they LITERALLY can’t do the thing that allows them to safely mark (scratching at a scratching post). I can’t really help you because I’m a Cat Behaviorist, and you’ve essentially made sure that you no longer have a cat.
But y’know. At least they didn’t claw up your chair.
Schneep: Doctor-scientist-thing. Great friends with Chase but seriously gets fed up with his bullshit. Dad to all the egos. Allergic to cats and tends to avoid Marvin. Goes all out with Christmas presents. Knows more about the egos than the egos know about themselves. Concerned for Anti’s attachment to Dark. Like, really concerned. Sees his kids once a month. Kinda mysterious.
Chase: Sad dad. More hip with the kids than the kids are. Anti’s wingman. Met Schneep because their kids are friends. Weird bro crush on Bing. Misses his kids. Is genuinely scared of Stacy. Failed school so gets lessons from Schneep. Your average teabag. Uses too many emojis when texting. Y’know, when he has someone to text.
Jackieboy Man: No real powers. Kind of thinks he has powers. Sort of dumb. Genuinely kind. Loves helping people. Very kid-like. Marvin’s best friend. Science nerd. Hecking loves dogs. No one knows his real name. Considered legally changing his name to Jackieboy Man. Was advised against it.
Marvin: Not really magic. Very confident. Jackie’s best friend. Kinda smart in a dumb way. Probably had a furry stage in school. Or is still in it, we dunno. Eh, yeah he’s a closet furry. Dynamo stan. Uses a lot of metaphors. Most of the things he says don’t make sense.
Anti: Not actually evil, just very angry. Very much a gay. Big crush on Dark, but pretends to hate him. Really school smart. Not life smart. No one really knows what he is so they call him a demon. Big brother figure to Robbie. Got stuck in his teen emo phase. Has nightmares about MCR and Welcome to the Black Parade.
JJ: From the 1930’s. Accidently time travelled. Told no one and all the other egos think he just dresses weird. A soft bean even if some of his ideas are dated. Ran a successful puppet & toy shop in London before he time travelled. Can be real sassy. Kinda just goes with the flow because he don’t have a heckin’ clue. Misses his pet monkey.
Robbie: Kinda dumb. Little brother figure to Anti. Questions a lot of things. Ages backwards in a sense. Asks questions which even Einstein was too afraid to ask. Is scared of the colour purple(rip him. Afraid of mirrors too then.) Never ‘died’ but isn’t really alive either. The result of some messed up failed CPR and defibrillation. LOVES dinosaurs.
The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just
immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”
A Glitch Named Anti 