My most random headcanons

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Schneep: Doctor-scientist-thing. Great friends with Chase but seriously gets fed up with his bullshit. Dad to all the egos. Allergic to cats and tends to avoid Marvin. Goes all out with Christmas presents. Knows more about the egos than the egos know about themselves. Concerned for Anti’s attachment to Dark. Like, really concerned. Sees his kids once a month. Kinda mysterious.

Chase: Sad dad. More hip with the kids than the kids are. Anti’s wingman. Met Schneep because their kids are friends. Weird bro crush on Bing. Misses his kids. Is genuinely scared of Stacy. Failed school so gets lessons from Schneep. Your average teabag. Uses too many emojis when texting. Y’know, when he has someone to text.

Jackieboy Man: No real powers. Kind of thinks he has powers. Sort of dumb. Genuinely kind. Loves helping people. Very kid-like. Marvin’s best friend. Science nerd. Hecking loves dogs. No one knows his real name. Considered legally changing his name to Jackieboy Man. Was advised against it.

Marvin: Not really magic. Very confident. Jackie’s best friend. Kinda smart in a dumb way. Probably had a furry stage in school. Or is still in it, we dunno. Eh, yeah he’s a closet furry. Dynamo stan. Uses a lot of metaphors. Most of the things he says don’t make sense.

Anti: Not actually evil, just very angry. Very much a gay. Big crush on Dark, but pretends to hate him. Really school smart. Not life smart. No one really knows what he is so they call him a demon. Big brother figure to Robbie. Got stuck in his teen emo phase. Has nightmares about MCR and Welcome to the Black Parade.

JJ: From the 1930’s. Accidently time travelled. Told no one and all the other egos think he just dresses weird. A soft bean even if some of his ideas are dated. Ran a successful puppet & toy shop in London before he time travelled. Can be real sassy. Kinda just goes with the flow because he don’t have a heckin’ clue. Misses his pet monkey.

Robbie: Kinda dumb. Little brother figure to Anti. Questions a lot of things. Ages backwards in a sense. Asks questions which even Einstein was too afraid to ask. Is scared of the colour purple(rip him. Afraid of mirrors too then.) Never ‘died’ but isn’t really alive either. The result of some messed up failed CPR and defibrillation. LOVES dinosaurs.

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