colonel-william-protection-army:

splatoon-jim:

colonel has a major sweet tooth, and damien is constantly telling him “Candy’s bad for you, William.” when he catches colonel eating candy

fast forward a bit

wilford is just eating some licorice, and dark is passing by, sees it, and just naturally says “Candy’s bad for you, William.” without thinking about it.

he realizes what he said, and freezes up, wilford looks at him confused, because he doesn’t remember his name being william, it’s been so long, and just asks “Who’s William?”

and dark just stomps away grumpily, not wanting to talk about it

@le-ginger-potato @arrival-of-the-jims @hawkeye221b @mayor-damien-protection-squad @notthesweetreese

*distant hysterical crying*

this is a dumb one but ack the only fluff i can do without thinking too hard

colonel-william-protection-army:

splatoon-jim:

splatoon-jim:

damien and william liked eating cake together

and so dark and wilf sometimes just get a gigantic cake

and eat it together

and they just talk with eachother as they eat

@le-ginger-potato @arrival-of-the-jims @hawkeye221b

add on:

one time, dark has to go do something in the middle of the cake eating

he says “Will, I have to-”

wilford cuts him off, and says “Why call me Will? You can call me Colonel.”

dark sheds a happy tear

then restarts his sentence. “Colonel, I have to go do something. Please excuse me.”

retag!
@le-ginger-potato @arrival-of-the-jims @hawkeye221b

FINALLY SOMETHING HAPPY AHH CAKE

00mystie:

I know that I am annoying. I just have alot to say, I have alot of ideas. I really want to make friends. I know I spam alot in conversations it’s because I feel that I must have said something wrong. I feel like I have annoyed someone. I don’t want to lose any of my friends.

your not annoying! I personally like it when we have long chats!