If you don’t want to cry all night, then DON’T listen to Red like Roses part 2 by Jeff Williams while imagining its William and Damian singing the lyrics. Because you will cry…JUST LIKE I AM RIGHT NOW OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY

colonel-william-protection-army:

colonel-william-protection-army:

Ok 1st When you tell me, Lele, the ginger potato person that I AM, not to do something, I WILL INDEFINITELY DO IT.

2nd. HOW DARE

NOW IM IMAGINING DARK PLAYING A SLOW, DRAMATIC, SUAVE VERSION OF THAT SONG ON THE PIANO AND HIM AND WILL SINGING A DUET KILL MEEEEE

mjwatson:

Remember Tara the Cat, who last
year saved her owner’s son from a vicious dog attack? Well, the SPCA of
Los Angeles just awarded her its annual “Hero Dog” medal.

Her unprecedented heroism had to be recognized. They scratched out “dog” and wrote “cat.”

martinplier:

cheers-love-tracer-is-bae:

ask-wolfiplier-rp:

aceangstqueen:

Hit me up with Wilford accidentally calling Dark “Damien”

Hit me up with Dark getting upset about this because every time Wil says it, Dark loses a little bit more control on Damien’s soul

  • Hit me up with Damien being able to control the body for a little bit to tell Wilford that everything is going to be okay

Hit me up with Wil not knowing if he should trust Dark or not, since his friends are in there

Hit me up with a sad Wilf and Damien trying to comfort him but not knowing how

Hit me up with a cup full of the fandom´s tears with Mark drinking them with a smirk on his face to see that the fandom is now emotionally B R O K EN.

@martinplier 👀

👀

chase-brody-protection-squad:

hawkeye221b:

So since  SOMEONE ( @splatoon-jim​) is in the mood for Angst, I’m gonna give them what they want.

I decided to re-watch ADWM because i hate myself and splatoon jim forced my hand, and there’s some things that stand out to be about Dark, now that we’ve seen WKM.

Look at Dark’s Dialogue:

– “Did you miss me? I’ve missed you, very much”

– (of course i gotta add this) “I’ve been waiting a long time to see you again.”

– “I’ve been pushed aside, replaced”

– “It’s my turn now”

– “I’ve been waiting patiently”

-”i suppose i could give you one last option”

– “Any of four choices, more than he had ever given you.”

-” Why do we need to choose in life?”

-(the start of the fight scene) “How did you get out?” (to Mark)

– “Two can play at that game mister.”

-(Dark, the one on the right) “He needs to die.”

– “Don’t listen to him. He’s a liar.”

-”He does bad things to good people”

-(Upon shooting Mark) “You made the right call”

There’s more in the Dark route, but those interested me the most.

So if we look at this from the perspective of WKM, this brings a lot of questions, as well as some answers

Firstly, Dark says they’ve been waiting a long time to see us again.

He doesn’t ask “who are you”

Not “why are you here,”

but I’ve missed you.
I’ve been waiting to see you
again

Dark mentions being replaced and we now know why.

That isn’t Dark talking to us: It’s Damien.

Damien is the one in control at the moment, and i think he’s in control for pretty much all of ADWM. This would explain why Dark was so adamant about killing Mark.

This would explain why Dark seems like a kind and genuine person at first. Why he said all the things he did and why he’s after Mark.

He’s angry and talking about how his Mark betrayed him.

How he was killed by a close friend and his body and identity was stolen.

In this instant, this is no longer the old ego Mark created and has revived.

In this instant, this is the shadow of a broken, angry man who lost everything. And then, standing(?) before him is the spitting image of someone he lost.

Before him stands us, the veiwer.

We’re there as though the WKM events hadn’t happened, and we aren’t the final piece of the puzzle.

A puzzle Dark thought was solved ages ago.

After all, in WKM, we gave in. We let Damien and Celine send us back and all of us were stuck together.

And we see what our absence has done to Dark.

At the end of WKM, we’re back with Celine and Damien as Dark and (going off a previous theory i had) We’re stable. Angry beyond reason and broken, but stable.

But this Dark is different.

This is just Damien and Celine stuck in an empty Shell.

We’ve gone away and the glue that help Dark together so well isn’t there and so the anger and pain and suffering is leaking out.

We see Damien’s agony in that brief moment, only for Celine’s composure to reel him in almost instantly.

That’s why Dark tells us “we made the right call”.

Dark still sees an old friend who, confused and scared as they are, remembered something.

Dark thinks we still know about WKM.

Dark thinks we killed Mark because our vengence.

The only thing left to do is get us back.

After all, Dark’s compsure is frail and shattered without us.

Without us, Damien and Celine have gone crazy with anger, agony and the loss of a common ground.

Sure, they have “our” body, but it was our conciousness that allowed them to compose themselves into Dark.

Without us, Dark’s become corrupted and unreasonable.

Towards the end of the Chocolate ending, Damien and Celine no longer see their friend.

The no longer see someone who isn’t the person they remember.

They see someone who abandoned them.

Someone who went on a date with the one person who took everything from them.,

They don’t understand that WKM wasn’t a thing for us.

They only see another friend who was taken away from them by Mark and they’re bitter at yet another betrayal after all this time.

At the end of ADWM, Damien and Celine are furious, delusional and out for our blood.

@ego-protection-squad @ego-surveillance-squad @theorybunker @chase-brody-protection-squad @jim-is-coming @jim-and-jims-protection-blog Hello friends time to join in the Angst. (thoughts though?)

Woah thanks for the angst my heart is dead now

martinplier:

Watching Markiplier TV:

Jims *show up*:

Me:

JIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIMJIM

Wilford: *shows up*

Me: Oh precious bab you’re doing great

Wilford *shoots person*: He asked me to do it!

Me: Yes I know and I love you

Darkiplier: *is glitching the fuck out*

Me: Damien, Celine, y’all are doing great I love y’all

kindness is good sometime i guess

colonel-william-protection-army:

splatoon-jim:

so i’ll spare you guys a bit more

wilford’s just looking at one of his guns, polishing it, making sure it’s beautiful and clean

when dark just comes up behind him and hugs him for no reason

wilf’s all confused, and just asks “why are you hugging me, dark?”

and dark’s only reply is “because i wanted to.” and it’s celine talking, not damien

and wilf has no good response, and just drops the gun, hugging back, saying
“well, i was gonna come find you after i finished cleaning my gun, and hug you. but you beat me to it.”

@le-ginger-potato @arrival-of-the-jims @hawkeye221b @jim-is-coming

OH OK

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bluebunbon:

secretlymarkipliersbarry:

This is a mess, but to be fair so is the Colonel

By the way, the same drum beat was used in “Warfstache”

This song will be featured on Raspy Hill

Its a nice song

but im gonna kermit