incorrect-ego-quotes:

The Egos, working together.

Wilford: any ideas for the Halloween party?

Robbie The Zombie: [raises his hand]

Wilford: yeah, Robbie?

Robbie The Zombie: we can hold the party in the graveyard. i’ll show you how i crawled myself out from my grave.

Everyone: …

Dr. Schneeplstein: …who even let him in this meeting?

Wilford: anyone else, any ideas?

Bim: lets all dress up as bunnies!

Anti: It’s Halloween, not Easter.

Bim, offended: so?

incorrect-anti-quotes:

Marvin: The other day I went to take a shower, but I freaked myself out about drain monsters.

Dr. Schneeplestein: That sounds like a classic Marvin moment if I’ve ever heard one!

Chase: Drain m-m-monsters? Those aren’t real. Right?

Jack: So that’s why you’re kind of smelly. Poor thing. You poor, smelly thing.

fear-is-nameless:

hufflepufftrax:

The Egos and Anti

So me and @fear-is-nameless were talking about the ‘septicide’ caption and how Anti would fit in.

I suggested:

What if there was another video with Marvin but there a little flash back of his first video but this time there’s a glitch that DEFINITELY wasn’t there last time?

The same happens with the Bro Average video, we see a flash of Anti in him as he’s lying on the ground even when WE KNOW FULL WELL he wasn’t in the video the first time around.

BUT FIN WENT ONE BETTER AND SUGGESTED:

What if we had a montage of all the egos, like a ‘best of’ video of all of them with glitches and Anti showing up now and again during it.

Our conclusion: If Anti did that, it would further prove that he’s going through time to mess with the others and us. It would also show he’s become more confident in his ability to travel through time.

Whether he destroys them or does something else with them would remain to be seen but he’d be going after everyone’s “favourite boy” no matter who it is….

Anti suddenly in flashbacks of past videos would be terrifying…

kayintruth:

iztarshi:

Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetary alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.

You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.

That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?

You really want a human.

“You’re’re leak-k-king,” Frim’s voice modulator and
translator stutters. The crates that had fallen on them had badly damaged it,
nearly crushing their neck in the process. Frim think that if they had not been
wearing the modulator around their neck in the first place, the crate would
have killed them.
Their neck hurts, and they cannot move their legs, any of them except one,
whose final segment twitches madly out of control.

Beside them, the one to whom they were speaking, the human,
M’lani makes a sound remarkably like one Frim would expect to hear from some of
their own kind, high pitched, quiet and keening. The one’s thoracic cavity
(Frim can never remember what they are called in non-insectoid species)
hitches, expanding and contracting in a quite concerning way.

“It hurts,” the one says, eventually. “I think my leg is
broken.” M’lani leaks more, from the one’s disconcertingly few eyes. “Can you-“
the one’s forelegs reach down, straining to reach the one’s legs without
bending. Another keen, that sounds like the beginning of a song Frim enjoyed as
a pupae. “Tech-tech- Frim, can you see? My legs, are they straight? Do they
look right?”

Frim cannot turn their head, cannot move at all. “We-ee ar-re sorr-rr-rr-ry-ry.” The translator futzes, a soft sound that Frim’s ears hear
but M’lani’s likely cannot. Their next words have only the modulator applied,
slowing the frequencies down to a comfortable level, “We can’t move, we can’t
move our head.”

“Shit,” they hear, and then more keening like singing, and
the one presses on their far side, flipping the one’s body over and using
forelegs to pull M’lani’s body closer.

M’lani’s eyes look into and over Frim’s, two hands with five
fingers running over Frim’s thorax. The one’s eyes are still leaking, a thing
Frim have never seen before, but the translator is still broken when they ask.

“Okay, okay,” M’lani says, the one’s own translator, still
at the one’s own, soft throat still functioning perfectly. It is one of the
very, very few things their species’ share: having their primary sound-making
organs in their necks.  “You can’t talk.
Can you move? Blink- shit,” the one says again. “Your species can’t blink.
Okay, whine once for yes, twice for no. Understand?”

Frim whine once.

“Great. Okay,” the one says. “Can you move at all?”

Twice.

“Fuck,” the one
says. “Do you hurt anywhere?”

Twice. Frim cannot feel any cracks in their casing, but they
cannot feel anything at all below the neck.

“Do you know if it’ll hurt you to move?”

Frim do not understand. They try to say so, and M’lani, very
intelligent for a human – one of the many species that are ones instead of
manys – seems to get it.

“I mean I need to move you. If there’s another crash like
that last one, these crates are going to start bouncing all over again.”

Once.

“Um, wait. So it is going to hurt?”

Twice.

“It’s not going to hurt.”

Frim whine three times, because M’lani is, of course,
hampered by being one, and did not specify a number to express uncertainty.

“Yes, and no…?” the one guesses, and then, “oh. You don’t know.
Okay, three can be you don’t know.”

Frim whine three times again, to show they agree.

“Okay, well, I have to try, so scream if it hurts.”

M’lani is the one who screams, a constant pattern of rises
and falls of tone that Frim’s minds insist on interpreting into words, nonsense
and garbled.

The one settles Frim under a storage riser, and stacks
crates around them, arranged in a pattern that should prevent any from shifting
and crushing Frim against the wall.

“Okay,” the one says, and Frim feel a warm weight settle on
the back of their head.  “Okay, I’m going
to go get help,” the one says, and then there is tension and warmth around the
connector to Frim’s translator.  It comes
off with a snap, and Frim ask,

“What are you doing?” and they can tell by how M’lanis’ face does not change, that the modulator has failed, and without it, their voice is too far outside the human range of hearing to even be
audible.

The one’s hands reach
up to the clasp on their own translator, and snick it off.
Human fingers are often called clever, but are rarely
mentioned in favour of their primary reputation. Frim can feel appreciation in all of
their hearts as M’lani’s hands snap the translator shut around Frim’s neck.

“What are you doing?” they ask again, and M’lani bears the
one’s teeth in a smile. Frim knows of humans to do this often, to all crew
members, often while touching. Frim and M’lani are not well known. M’lani has
never looked at Frim like this.

Whatever the one answers, Frim do not understand it.

The one turns away, one leg functioning improperly, not
taking weight well. The one is making noises like singing again, with every
step.

There is much time that passes. Frim do not know how much
time. They are not good at judging time anywhen, but particularly when they are
distressed.

M’lani does not return. They are very distressed, and they
only grow more as they perceive time passing without knowing how much.

The ship does shudder again, and Frim wonder, afraid as they
cannot remember ever having been, what is happening. The crates shift; Frim
fear they will fall.

But M’lani did well – the one has arranged the non-uniformly
sized crates in such a way that the support struts for the storage riser block
the closest crates from shifting towards her, and the closer crates block the
farther ones.

But then there are voices, intelligible and loud.
“Technician Frim?” a voice calls, and in their relief, they only note that the
one has forgotten that they are Technicians
Frim, as ones often do.

“Yes!” they call back. “We are here! We cannot move!”

“Hold on a second, we’ll get you out,” the voice promises.

The crates are moved aside, quickly and efficiently. There are four humans
there, three of the type like M’lani, with protrusions on their thoracic
cavities, and one without. Two are of the security team, by their uniforms, two
from Medical. They have an artificial cocoon with them.

“Dr. Watts told us where you were,” one of the medical
personnel says, while the other directs the security ones in lifting Frim into
the cocoon. Frim remember belatedly that humans paradoxically have multiple names for their singular selves.

“M’lani,” Frim ask before they close the cocoon into
comforting, healing darkness. “Is that one alright?”

The medical personnel pauses. “She’s fine,” the one says
slowly, and then in a higher pitch that Frim have learned means positivity and
happiness in humans, “You know us humans, we’ll walk on a broken leg for miles
if we have to. She’s resting, but I’m sure she’ll be happy to see you once
you’re healed up.”

“We will be happy to know that that one is well, too,” Frim
say.

Frim have not spent much time with humans on this ship, or
on any other ship they have worked on. They are glad, however, that they chose to pursue
work on ships that employed humans.
(Of course, they had done so because such ships were almost always run by
better captains with better reputations; they have always preferred their own
kind for company).
They think they will continue to choose to do so, as the
human closes the cocoon and Frim feel it lift. Perhaps, when Frim wake they
will seek out M’lani, to thank that one personally. 

Many had told them of humans’ excessive pack-bonding
instincts. None had told them how nice it felt to be pack-bonded to.

warfstche:

A sloppy masterlist of the Jack Egos for anon

I hope this meets anon’s expectations. I’m stuck on mobile so beware of poor formatting etc etc. Tell me if I’m missing any egos and I’ll add them ASAP!

𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐘𝐄

First appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IjsRrraOQA

First official appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcGpACOXxMo

Summary: The glitch bitch. He’s a demon of sorts, but nobody really knows what he’s capable of. We do know that he wants Jack dead, and will take out anybody in the way of that goal.

𝐃𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐈𝐊 𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐈𝐍

First appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP16p90F7Cs

Summary: Ze good docta! I’m sure he’s a real doctor… right? Either way, he takes his job /very/ seriously and will not lose a patient.

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓

First appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIuomBQnLqk

Summary: Magical!! This boy is a very magical and very pure boy. His abilities may not be the best, but the fandom still pretends they are.

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐘

First appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78gNJBqESAc

Summary: Ah yes, Bro Average Chase, or just Chase Brody by the fandom. He does the coolest trickshots, but really all he wants is to see his kids again. Please Stacey don’t take the kids.

𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐘-𝐌𝐀𝐍

First appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZjzoGXffG4

Summary: Superhero!! A very brave superhero (I swear) here to save the day! I actually don’t know too much about him (I’m not even sure if that link is right) but we’ll see.

𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐄

First appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjTxWfj9I7w

Summary: Zambie!! Not much is known about Robbie as far as canon goes. In fact, he isn’t even in the video itself. The fandom created him from the thumbnail. He’s just a zombie trying to fit himself into normal society, losing a few limbs now and then but still a great guy.

𝐃𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑

First appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERpuTppau4E

Summary: Old timey!! The fandom can’t decide on his name, but the easiest one to recognize is Dapper. Living in around the 1950’s, this energetic, mute, and magical boy is all around fun and bubbly. May be a bit reminiscent of Wilford Warfstache, but I’m sure he’s innocent…

R̶͢į̷͟͠͝ǵ̴̴͏h͏̴͡t̸̷̵͞?̛̛

𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐍 𝐅𝐋𝐘𝐍𝐍

((No gif for him 😦

First appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_KMbNAKCE

Summary: Ink!! Shawn started from a character Jack voiced in BATIM, named Shawn Flynn. He’s a toy maker that may not follow the exact rules, but gets his job done.

𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐒

((Again, no gif sorry 😦

First appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYBfZDSMvmw

Summary: The Survival Hunter! Again, another ego I don’t know much about. But he does a good survival I can tell ya that.

robthezombie-support-squad:

jacksepticeyeandegos:

thereisnoneedtocallmesir:

@jacksepticeyeandegos wanted me to post this on here

SO LIKE ANTI DID SOMETHING TO SCHNEEP, RIGHT?(I forgot if it was possesing or corrupting or something else or if it is unknown) IS IT THEN POSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NOW HAVE THE SAME MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE AS SCHNEEP?

AND SAY THAT HE DOES, THEN THAT WOULD MEAN THAT HE NOW ALSO KNOWS HOW TO KILL SOMEONE FOR SCHNEEP TO NOT BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT

DEATH IS UPON US!

@treblejess @antismantii @chase-brody-protection-squad @marielgum @fear-is-nameless @monicanerd @schneeplestein-support-squad @jacks-support-group @jackieboy-man-support-squad @magic-marvin-protection-patrol @robthezombie-support-squad @angus-protection-squad @anti-support-group @septiceye-girl

OOOHHHHHHH DAMN-Venomous

robthezombie-support-squad:

asrisartarena:

And they say Anti’s heart grew three sizes that day.

He hung the drawing in a secret glitchy safe place in his room bc the other Speticeyes would never let him live it down if they saw the drawing Robbie made for him. 

Also note to self: don’t draw comics at three in the morning bc they end up all self-indulgent and OOC. I thrive off of Anti and Robbie having a brotherly relationship okay let me live.

@therealjacksepticeye @anti-support-group @robthezombie-support-squad @markired

AWWW THAT’S SO ADORABLEEEEEE!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍-Venomous

robthezombie-support-squad:

jacksepticeyeandegos:

thereisnoneedtocallmesir:

@jacksepticeyeandegos wanted me to post this on here

SO LIKE ANTI DID SOMETHING TO SCHNEEP, RIGHT?(I forgot if it was possesing or corrupting or something else or if it is unknown) IS IT THEN POSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NOW HAVE THE SAME MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE AS SCHNEEP?

AND SAY THAT HE DOES, THEN THAT WOULD MEAN THAT HE NOW ALSO KNOWS HOW TO KILL SOMEONE FOR SCHNEEP TO NOT BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT

DEATH IS UPON US!

@treblejess @antismantii @chase-brody-protection-squad @marielgum @fear-is-nameless @monicanerd @schneeplestein-support-squad @jacks-support-group @jackieboy-man-support-squad @magic-marvin-protection-patrol @robthezombie-support-squad @angus-protection-squad @anti-support-group @septiceye-girl

OOOHHHHHHH DAMN-Venomous