I hope this meets anon’s expectations. I’m stuck on mobile so beware of poor formatting etc etc. Tell me if I’m missing any egos and I’ll add them ASAP!
Summary: The glitch bitch. He’s a demon of sorts, but nobody really knows what he’s capable of. We do know that he wants Jack dead, and will take out anybody in the way of that goal.
Summary: Ah yes, Bro Average Chase, or just Chase Brody by the fandom. He does the coolest trickshots, but really all he wants is to see his kids again. Please Stacey don’t take the kids.
Summary: Superhero!! A very brave superhero (I swear) here to save the day! I actually don’t know too much about him (I’m not even sure if that link is right) but we’ll see.
Summary: Zambie!! Not much is known about Robbie as far as canon goes. In fact, he isn’t even in the video itself. The fandom created him from the thumbnail. He’s just a zombie trying to fit himself into normal society, losing a few limbs now and then but still a great guy.
Summary: Old timey!! The fandom can’t decide on his name, but the easiest one to recognize is Dapper. Living in around the 1950’s, this energetic, mute, and magical boy is all around fun and bubbly. May be a bit reminiscent of Wilford Warfstache, but I’m sure he’s innocent…
Summary: Ink!! Shawn started from a character Jack voiced in BATIM, named Shawn Flynn. He’s a toy maker that may not follow the exact rules, but gets his job done.