“They’re real, Arcee, I swear,” Sideswipe yelped, diving to save his datapad.
“Right. Tiny organic people living on Cybertron. How come no scanner has ever picked one up?” Arcee snorted.
“I have a theory about that!” Sideswipe frantically flipped through documents on the pad and held up a poorly drawn diagram. “They’re organic, right? Which means they’re like the bottom of any food chain in the universe. So they’d have learned how to hide from hunters or they’d be extinct. Also since they’re squishy meat people, their bodies are like, fifteen times quieter than ours. Masters of stealth.”
Passing through the commissary on his way to a meeting, Wheeljack paused. “That part actually checks out, Commander,” he called over, “It’s just that the rest is all conjecture.”
Arcee sighed and waved him off. “Sideswipe,” she turned to address the younger Autobot, “May I ask just what it was that brought on this belief in tiny people living on Cybertron?”
Sideswipe fidgeted for a few seconds, then mumbled something unintelligible.
“Speak up, soldier. What was that?”
Shoulders hunched miserably, Sideswipe admitted, “I saw one sabotage the energon dispenser two cycles ago.”
A soft explosion from the other side of the commissary punctuated his statement. Arcee twitched visibly.
((I have a lot of Danti fluff stored in my documents, so take this little drabble I wrote when I had a duvet day of my own ))
There were only rare occasions when Dark didn’t want to
vacate the bed – he was feeling extremely unwell, or Anti had stayed over.
This time around the latter was the case, and Anti was
wrapped tightly around Dark, and the covers were wrapped around them both. Dark
always woke before the glitch whenever they spent the night together, and by
the time Anti woke, Dark had gotten so comfortable that he didn’t want to move.
“What time is it?” Anti mumbled as he blinked himself awake,
reaching blindly for the bottle of water he had left by the side of the bed.
Handing it to him, Dark cracked his neck and kissed the top of his head.
“Around ten in the morning.” He replied, “You’re awake
early.”
“Shut up I don’t sleep in that late.” Anti grumbled, “What
are ye still doing here?”
“Are you complaining?” Dark chuckled, avoiding the question,
“If you must know, I was waiting for you to get up so I could move. You’re
trapping me.”
“Bullshit.” Anti laughed, propping himself up on Dark’s chest
and looking the ego directly in the eye, “Ye could have moved me anytime ye
wanted to. So, what are ye really doing?”
Nodding to the TV at the end of the bed that was rolling the
credits of a film, Dark stretched and rolled Anti off him, proving the glitch’s
point before groping for the remote.
“Do you want to choose one?” He asked, passing the remote
over to Anti and tilting them slightly in the bed so they were lay diagonally,
Anti’s back pressed against Dark’s chest with Dark’s arms around his waist.
“I dunno, what’ve ye got?”
Scrolling through, Anti eventually decided on the remake of
Beauty and the Beast, almost hearing Dark roll his eyes.
“What?” He asked defensively, “Everyone loves a good Disney
movie.”
“Of course.”
Snuggling back into Dark, Anti listened as the ego quietly
hummed the theme tune as the movie began and quietly laughed, settling down for
a long morning of doing nothing with Dark at his side.
dude, being addicted to fanfiction is so weird. You stay in front of your computer for hours a day reading different versions of those same characters falling in love and fucking again, again, again and again. And yet, we’re looking for more, creating more, making fanarts because, apparently, nothing in the world is more fulfilling than fictional love, the love we cannot have. That’s either inspiring or unsettling. Or both.
Because my most frequent writing topic as of late has been The Egos, be it for Jack or Mark, I thought I’d put together my list of the ones I consider canon and their relative power in their groups.
JACK:
MOST POWERFUL: Antisepticeye, Dr. Schneeplestein SECOND TIER: Jackieboy Man, Marvin the Magnificent, Chase Brody LEAST POWERFUL: Robbie the Zombie, Dapper Jack, Shawn Flynn, Jacques Septique UNSURE STATUS: The Announcer, Angus the Survival Hunter
MARK:
MOST POWERFUL: Darkiplier, Wilford Warfstache SECOND TIER:The Host (Formerly The Author), Googleplier LEAST POWERFUL: Bim Trimmer, Dr. Iplier The Silver Shephard, Ed Edgar, Yanderiplier, The Jims, The King of the Squirrels UNSURE STATUS: The King of FNAF
I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die
Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube
he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH
You should see the video where he restores a knife…
Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.
