jo each of the google units glitches slightly different why has nobody ever talked about that
wAIT WHAT
wait you guys never noticed?
blue to red has this static all the way
red to yellow has shorter statics with this break of rainbow I guess? worth noting that yellow has a higher voice and speaks faster
yellow to green has this? green also has a notably deeper voice than the rest and draws out the like a e o I u sounds longer and speaks slower
I always noticed this I just thought nobody really cared but ye! from what we have they glitch differently and because they sounds and talk different probably have slightly different personalities
edit: reds voice echoes more as well!
And then blue’s voice travels from ear to ear and dienffertiats in sound.
Things I think should be discussed for humans are weird part 2. You people can’t get enough of this.
~You know, when you say a word so many times it seemingly stops being a word? THat.
~When something is so hot it feels cold and vice versa.
~the varying things we find funny. think epic fails and puns. Completely different yet still funny in their own right.
~on that thought, puns. people either hate them or love them. and can you imagine us making puns using alien languages. oh boy.
~weird debates we get into such as how to pronounce egg or whether you shoud eat a sandwich from the top or from the bottom
~politics.
~people with two different eye colors or an extra finger. oddities like that.
~superstitions. for instance if the human crew members wanted a cat then maybe at one of them would be completely opposed to having a black cat or there’s one human who won’t walk under ladders.
~duct tape. slap some of that on any mechanical problem and bam! it’s fixed. the same goes for a lot of other problems but that’s the one that most baffles aliens.
~oragami and stuff like that. just imagine a human in a breifing and by the end of it they used the file they were given to make 7 paper cranes.
~if we’re tired enough we can find a way to sleep anywhere. anywhere.
~horror games like five nights at freddy’s or bendy and the ink machine. we know going in it’ll likely scare the crap out of us and yet we still subject our selves to that terror.
The thing we’ve all been connecting to Who Killed Markiplier is Darkiplier in A Date with Markiplier. But there’s one big detail we’re all missing-
The Meta Ending
When you say “Yes” to Mark’s proposal, it’s revealed that this is actually all part of a production. That you’re all actors. Even Mark.
Turns out, actor Mark is an asshole. A selfish, conceited asshole.
And he also used to be well-known. A star. We know another asshole actor, one who was rich and famous.
So is Meta Ending Mark WKM Mark? If he is, it brings more meaning to “FREEDOM!”, a video that follows the “PAY” path, but diverges when you make your decision to watch the Horror play.
Dark says Mark is a, “Bad man and does bad things to good people.” It’s so important to note that Dark hadn’t told a single lie. He never said he was Mark. He said that Mark was bad, that he needed to die, that he was a liar, yes, but if he was talking about WKM Mark, it would all be true. He also said that Mark was Dark, which isn’t a lie either looking at Mark’s limerick.
You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed. Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. “I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and… She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. “Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. “What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. “If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.” Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
Holy shit I’m gonna cry that’s beautiful.
Every single cursed moment of my tumblr existence has led me here. I am whole. I am complete.
In the newest clip from the Humanist Report, it’s been revealed that, indeed, Ajit Pai and the other FCC criminals have, indeed, been blocking the investigation into the 2 million fake comments, which include Tumblr users like my friend @eternaldarkdragoness1 (whose discovery of being affected got me involved in all of this).
“According to Schneiderman, his office made nine attempts over a period of five months to obtain server logs, API key details, or other information that could aid his office’s investigation into the identity theft. But in a public letter to FCC boss Ajit Pai, Schneiderman noted that the agency simply refused to aid the investigation in any capacity whatsoever. Last week, the FCC doubled down on its refusal to cooperate in a more formal response to the AG.”
Thomas Johnson said, on there, “Well we’re not going to comply with you because 1), those comments don’t matter to us anyway, they have no bearing on the vote to repeal net neutrality and 2) To supply you with information would be too burdensome for us.”
Excuse me, Mr. Johnson?
You have the nerve to say that fruit from the poisoned tree, aka the 2 million fraudulent comments from minors, living people, disabled people and the dead doesn’t matter to your commission, and have no bearing on what turned out to be an illegal vote?
You also have the nerve to say that doing your job as ordered by the law would be too much work?!
I agree with the Humanist Report commentator’s last sentence.
Either the FCC and Ajit Pai are lazy, complicit…or collaborators in treason.
is there seriously more drama starting up again?? fucking seriously? over HEADCANONS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? i’m still shook over the last drama (insert flashback of Vermillion sobbing while reading messages) yikes—-PLEASE DON’T DO THIS. LET PEOPLE SAY THE ALPHAS ARE GAY/PAN/ACE/BI/WHATEVERTHEFUCK. SHOULD THIS REALLY BE STARTING DRAMA? R E A L L Y?
