omny87:

omny87:

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.



I may have gone overboard with this

cloudyredpandas:

The Motherly Type

No matter what kind of friends you’ve got there’s always that one friend whose considered the mother of the group. They can be considered the most caring and protective of the group. The will go bat shit if someone tries to hurt them. Can you imagine how that would go with Aliens

timeywimeygalaxy:

toujours-fidele:

ayanoaishi666:

neko-ereri:

vampire-crimson:

lizmaryr:

pyreo:

bemusedlybespectacled:

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

Do yourself a favour and watch this. I am sobbing with laughter at one a clock in the morning, i literally had to stop the video because I couldn’t see through my tears of mirth.

PRESS PLAY. 

IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS

YOU ARE MISSING OUT

i still have no idea how to fuckin contour but there are much more important things for this person to teach you

this is the best video i’ve ever watched in my whole life

Ready to take some souls

And ruin some FUCKING LIVES

every time this pops upon my dash i have to watch it

I’M DYING! THIS GIRL IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

fear-is-nameless:

hufflepufftrax:

lyvren-stories101:

rogue-of-broken-time:

And Now… the Tumblr JSE Community At Any Mention Of Anti Or Schneeplestein (When Supposedly Nothing’s Happening), With Jacksepticeye. 

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(PS. @therealjacksepticeye, I hope you know that we say these things because we love you… and also because we *might* be just a little too attached to the story and characters you’ve created– which is honestly a testament to you. We’ll be ready for whatever’s next whenever you are, so take all the time you need to make it everything you want, you loud, loveable coffee bean :3)

JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

Jaaaaack!!

J A C K!

GHOSTS! DEMONS!

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

doublebubblehowell:

arcana-daiva:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

ishimarun:

zephyrl:

emkaymlp:

snk fandom? no you misunderstood me. im in the sink fandom

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is that the fucking entrance to the chamber of secrets

that is the most beautiful sink i have ever seen can i join this sink fandom

god

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bless

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the

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sink

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fandom

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@the-bass-queen

im joining

YOOOO, I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE TUMBLR SINK FANDOM FOR A WHILE!!