IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
I’m bringing back the REAL post. For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting. Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything. For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you. I’m very disappointed. Please share the original because this is an important issue.
Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:
No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.
Bless the blog that brought the original back!
Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures
This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.
To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.
Another thing to note that in all, ALL, of those pictures the men are actively flexing. And often such defenition for shoots is exaggerated by dehydration, airbrushing and photoshopping. That chiseled look isn’t a look you can acheive at rest without literal implants. Here are 2 examples of flexed vs relaxed:
And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:
These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.
So men of the world that get depressed about not looking like you just stepped off a magazine cover, relax. You don’t have to look like that. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are.
To all my beautiful boys ❤ Please read and heed. You’re amazing, and you don’t have to look any particular way. This goes for transboys too. You’re handsome no matter what!!!
You know I always wanted to see? A alien react to a Human fight. Not with words but with blood and everything.
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Xe knew tensions were high between two Human factions. The two factions were at war a couple of years ago, and the old blood fued started after one kicked the table.
Humans, as all the Galactic community knew, are very territorial. Some won’t care, but its mostly agreed on that you have to ask for permission first.
And this human violated a imaginary border.
Human-Josh snarled, animal like and filled with hatred, but did nothing as couple of “higher ups” were present a couple of tables away.
Human-Johanna took a warpped glee in this. Xe and other of his kind could only watch this cold war, as they did little things against each other.
Like move the table when another was eating, or kick it hard when other was drinking. Xe knew one would snap and start attacking, and Xe only hoped it never came.
But it came when one tipped a drink over, spilling all over Human-Josh.
Josh gave a wordless battle cry as he jumped over the table kicking Johanna in the face. Soon chaos erupted.
Other tables facing similar difficulties, saw the opportunity and started fighting.
Xe couldn’t believe what Xe was seeing. Blood dripped from Johanna’s nose as she started punching and screaming at Josh, who started to grap her leg and try to snap it.
There was a sickling crack, and Johanna is screaming on the floor, sobbing as her leg layed twisted on the wrong direction.
And Josh, heavy breathing, bleeding from his lips and with a brusied face, smirked triumphing. Expect when another punched and pushed him to the ground.
Xe only marvelled scared at his strength, as the “higher-ups” finally put an end to the fight.
Medics pulled everyone away, some who made homemade weapons out of spoons and forks.
“AND TELL THAT BITCH I AIN’T GO EASY NEXT TIME!” Xe only stared and his his face on his hands and whispers, “crazy humans.”
Dark and Yandereplier fusion, the only name that comes to mind is DarkWeeb. Like weaboo… haha.
I wanted to draw it because of the dumb pun, because I saw someone do a Dark and Google fusion and it was called DarkWeb. Then my dumb brain was like “haha Yandere would be weeb.” Then I forget about it until I suddenly remembered it and drew them.
Also drawing this is making me regret my choices because I have an appointment i have to get to but I spent literally all night drawing this and I regret everything. This drawing is ruining my life, i want more sleep! But can’t! haha i do like how this turned out though and really live for puns!
