iamvegorott:

always-in-a-fandom:

ethospathoslogan:

teacupfulofstarshine:

tis-i-bat-anon:

Hey, my writer frens, question….

How do the write?

here is how

step 1: acquire an idea. they are vv hard to encounter in the wild and they are wriggly little shits so prepare to fite

step 2: word vomit onto the page. just let it all come pouring out.

step 3: VERY MINOR EDITS. add a comma in two places. fix one (1) spelling error.

step 4: YEET your work into the appropriate void (tumblr, ao3, etc)

this is how do the write

or a blood ritual. sell ur soul, bam 10k words.

@iamvegorott is this guide accurate?

I do blood rituals all the time, to the point I’m almost empty…anyone got any spare blood?

kedreeva:

The other day I got a bug up my ass about lake Natron, because I’ve seen the photos of the calcified remains of animals that took a dip in the lake on accident, but I’ve only seen those photos in black and white. I’m sure you’ve seen them.

I thought, you know, calcified remains should be really interesting to see in color, so I tried to find some that had been taken by others, in color. It was not nearly as visual stunning, they were just white rotting remains, I won’t scar anyone by posting them.

But what caught my eye wasn’t the dead. It was the fucking lake.

It’s BLOOD fucking RED.

It’s super alkaline (deadly), blood fucking red (terrifying), and oh, it gets to be 106F/41C in the water. Red spirulina algae thrives here and provides food for the main denizen of the lake…. fucking lesser flamingos.

Look at their fucking mud nests!

You need to leave!! You have found flamingo Silent Hill!! What are you still doing here!! I’ll tell you!! They’re still doing there because literally the death lake protects them from predators, nothing big enough to be a threat to them gets across the lake to get them. There are millions of them living there safely.

What the fuck. what the FUCK nature. This is some of the most amazing shit you’ve ever pulled and hardly anyone knows about it. I’m on to you. I see your blood lake with your pink goth bird decorations. I see you.