A Glitch Named Anti

manic-pixie-meme-grrl:

attackofthekillershwees:

I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

that is very on-brand for swans

cluckyeschickens:

chickenkeeping:

taken literally 1 minute apart

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

penfairy:

penfairy:

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

elauii:

elauii:

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

his day now

lavendertitties:

chloeniccole:

dcnkey:

pun-dead:

heteromale:

yheg:

what is this

bald dog

this is the weirdest thing ive ever seen but with no negative or positive connotation just very neutrally weird

where did she get her choker 😍

she look like ariana grande

when will your fave ever?

penfairy:

allandnot:

penfairy:

my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear – by all accounts a green and tasty friend – and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water – by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss – he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself.

Please tell your parrot I still love him.

he just threw his seeds all over the carpet and laughed about it so I will not

glumshoe:

neurodivergent-crow:

glumshoe:

This kid hopped right into my shoe and proceeded to angrily sing to me when I picked it up.

I have never met such a talkative toad! Usually they just pee on me.

When a male toad is held a certain way they chirp. Why? Because it’s hard for toads to determine the sex of other toads. So if a male is mounted by another male, he chirps to alert him to the fact that babies will not be resulting from this, Uh. Encounter.

Basically that toad is telling you “listen I’m not gonna jump to get away but you should know I contain zero (0) eggs”

“I’m down to pound but jsyk it’s gay”

silver-sivien:

silver-sivien:

a powerful forest spirit visited my yard 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

c o m e c l o s e r m o r t a l

t e l l m e w h a t y o u m o s t d e s i r e

forgottenbones:

witchyrem-ains:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

ayellowbirds:

bogleech:

hey did you know how big an albatross was because I

VERY

fucking

did not

i’m so glad people are learning this.

I… I knew in numerical values how big they were, but I’ve never seen them next to humans before

A LORGE BIRB

I thought albatross was another word for “seagull” not for “terror of the fucking sky”

Imagine having one of those motherfuckers hanging from your neck.

nutheadgee:

We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.