markiplier:

sageofsarcasm:

Markiplier has two modes and it’s either inspirational, believes in and cares about you on a personal level, or absolutely cursed fuck who will eat your firstborn child because you asked a question in a live stream. anger. you are on his list. there is no escape.

heh

dragonenby:

hobbitpuff:

Reasons Why Lego Batman Movie is the Best Batman Movie Ever

1. It got the Father & Son relationship between Alfred & Bruce right.
2. It fixed the “Dick Grayson/Robin” problem.
3. It finally gave us the Batman/Robin team up we deserve since the 66. With the added bonus of throwing in Dick being Bruce’s son. Finally!
4. It gave us a Joker that was actually (drum roll please) funny! Joker is known as the Clown Prince of Crime. Joker is named Joker because he is funny. He wears clown makeup because he is a clown. The Lego Movie is the first to really embrace this aspect of Joker in the modern era and I love the little guy!
5. The Rogue Gallery – all your favorite major players and not so major players are all together in the same movie. And their introduction at the beginning of the movie is worth the price of the movie alone.
6. Batman/Joker – this movie takes the relationship between hero/villain to a whole new (and hysterical) level. (And legitamized Batjokes to a mainstream audience.)
7. Harley Quinn – the roller-derby inspired look is a nod to her original inspiration of her voice actor in Btas. And she’s perfect!
8. Barbara Gordon/Batgirl – Rosario Dawson as Batgirl. Enough said.
9. Inside Jokes/Easter Eggs – it doesn’t matter if you’re a casual or hardcore fan. If your favorite is 66 or Burton or Nolan there is something in this movie for you.
10. These scenes:

No other Batman movie has ever delved into the psychological damage of Bruce losing his parents to violence in quite this way and so effectively. The fandom likes to laugh that for such a loner Batman has the most sidekicks. But this movie gets it! This movie has something I never thought to find in a Batman movie: Heart.

And this [and more] is what I mean when I say Lego Batman is my favorite Batman movie.

Plus it made fun of Suicide Squad and then instantly stole the plot of it

sun-puddles:

mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

• There are no gods here
• Do I look like the kind of man who dies
• God’s dead and soon we will be too
• I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

• Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
• This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
• Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

• God wishes he were me
• One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

• God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would’ve bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16

what-are-even-humans:

dariusblake:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices

when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???

and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.

I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.

I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.

I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.

one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad

“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”

Paging the SpaceOrc fandom

@humansarebamfsinspace

@what-are-even-humans

@space-australians

@spaceaustralians