if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.
ok so what does it say in american
“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more’n checkin fer spiders.”
My personal headcanons for the egos because why not
Jackie: His original outfit had a cape, but ever since he watched The Incredibles, he’s absolutely terrified of wearing one. “NO CAPES!”
Chase: Loves anime. Like, I mean, LOVES IT. Yes, he watches the action-y ones, but he’s a sucker for a good romance. This, of course, leads to sobbing on his couch at 2am while downing a bucket of ice cream. It’s okay though, he can just go back to watching One Punch Man to distract himself 🙂
JJ: The best hugger. Even better than Jack! (Okay, maybe not TOO much better lol) The best part is that he loves giving them out too. It doesn’t have to have any meaning behind it either. He’s one of those “just ‘cause” huggers. I can brighten up anyone’s day!
Anti: Points out flaws in anything horror related and loves doing it too. Video games, haunted houses, and especially movies. He’s been kicked out of a lot of theaters…
Schneep: His childhood dream was to become a veterinarian. He loves animals of all kinds! But that dream was soon crushed whenever he found out what euthanization was… Now he just fosters.
Marvin: Has an entire YouTube channel dedicated to pranking the egos and Jack with magic. More specifically, Jack. Those videos tend to get the most views 😉
Robbie: He is the official keeper/guardian of all of the Sam plushies. He arranges them differently every so often to keep himself occupied. As expected, he has his favorites and will cuddle up with some whenever he goes to bed or is just chilling around.
OR, maybe, just maybe, and hear me out here, MAYBE the actual reason is that not as many people in this day and age feel a pressing urge to spend money on mediocre food at an exploitative business just because some boobs are under a t-shirt in the same room?
This promise was an exciting novelty only to a pre-internet and wealthier generation which simultaneously felt far less shame in leering at or catcalling women but far more shame in looking at porn. Hooters was softcore pseudo burlesque for married Christian men and the culture permitting its success will likely never be repeated and shouldn’t be.
Hooters always seemed really weird for me for this exact reason. It’s like this bizarre fusion of strip club and family restaurant that no one asked for. The food isnt great, everyone is fully clothed, even the staff exists in a creepy limbo where they’re not actually strippers, but they’re only there because of their tits. Its like if someone decided to turn exploitation into a chain restaurant.
Millennials go to an actual strip club or burlesque show if that’s what they’re into, and then to a good wings bar after. There’s no need for a completely mediocre combination of the two
How dare they accuse us of not liking boobs. How dare
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” – Robert A. Heinlein
Inventor: *creates something that makes life a fuck load easier for disabled or elderly people living alone, or high-pressured workers to lighten their workload*
some moron: UMM LOOK AT THESE LAZY FUCKS LOL
World: *Advances.*
People who had to live pre-advancement: “LAZY!!!!!”
A Glitch Named Anti 