y’all: spidey was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, deduced he was a child, and weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: you guys do know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. he has super strength. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for spidey to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shook that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him
and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming
why do villains always mess up so badly
Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……
Ta-Da!
Sard borken
calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous
Some of the commissions I’ve finished recently! I’m trying to wittle down my commission que so I can open up soon, and I plan on doing so this coming week while trying out a new setup of doing things. O: