baronfulmen:

esoanem:

probablyottrpgideas:

baronfulmen:

Fantasy humans are freaks

So, set aside all the speculation about what kind of scary aliens humans would be from the perspective of other species. Let’s talk fantasy for a second.

Everyone knows half elves, and we know the other half is human but we don’t call them half humans. Why? Because it’s assumed all half breeds are part human, since humans will fuck anything.

See it’s not just elves. In D&D, for example, there are half orcs, half angels, half demons, half elementals, half spirit-things, half snakes… humans are out there fucking whatever pops a tentacle through to the material plane.

And of course I’m not saying this is never consentual so the other races must have people that are dtf with humans but I don’t think they’re known for it. I think humans are the ones that initiate pretty much every time.

So I feel like in fantasy when someone is like “oh I’m the cursed offspring of a magic cow and a -” everyone will just cut them off and be like “ – human, yeah, fucking a magic cow sounds about right for those horny bastards.”

– The 2500 Things Mr Welch is Not Allowed to do in an RPG

“Average fantasy human has at least one mixed-species kid” factoid actualy just statistical error. Average fantasy human has no mixed-species offspring. Fucky Georg, who lives in a cave & fucks 10,000 new species a day is an outlier adn should not have been counted

As the original poster I declare this to be the winner.

septic-everlasting:

GIVEAWAY

Hey guys! So I had meant to do this giveaway months ago after I saw the show but I had some stuff come up and I couldn’t do it. But here’s the giveaway!!

I’m giving away an extra signed poster from Jack’s first leg of the tour! I was lucky enough to see him in Boston and grabbed an extra poster for those of you not able to go. 💚

GIVEAWAY RULES:

So basically I just really wanna give back to you guys. I love all of my followers (and a large majority of them are Jack fans). So this giveaway is for anyone at all to enter!

– Anyone can enter

~ Location doesn’t matter I will ship ANYWHERE

– Just reblog to be entered, more reblogs are more chances (but please don’t spam your followers) :3

– There are no other requirements to enter (you don’t have to follow me, say why you want it etc) however it would be super cool if you wanted to!

– Winner will be chosen by random name generator (more entries = more times your name is entered in)

That’s pretty much it! I really just wanna do this for you guys so have fun!! :3

Giveaway will end on Halloween (for our boy Anti) so enter as much as you want until then!

Have fun and I love you guys! 💚💚

narutofoxlover:

jackjames-exe:

writingnodule:

writingnodule:

somedanganronpafangirl:

victorjasper:

notsocuddlefish:

stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick:

opinionated-truscum:

restroom:

Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point

Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days

Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits

Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you don’t stab your brother, picking holes in your skin

Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic

Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because they’re too high in carbs

Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world

Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the “okay”

RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u don’t know what i’ve been through kiddo

Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i can’t feel my hands where am I what year is it

Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon

Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesn’t make sense, hasn’t done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do

stop making terrifying realities seem cute. it’s disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling

Fucking preach.

Uwu smol baby autism: adorably awkward, huggable, acts cute when confused, has some sort of rainman talent and a perfect memory in general

Real autism: worrying about whether you’re interpreting people’s cues correctly/making your tone sound correct for the context, or whether they’re about to get wierded out and uncomfortable bc of something you said, sensory issues that drive you nuts, not being able to adapt to sudden changes in plans and freaking out, melting down or shutting down when stressed by stupid things

^

Reblogging for the autism part that is just too real 

!!!

though i would like it clarified that there is a huge difference between nt people doing this and actual neurodivergent people headcanoning that their favorite characters also have their actual neurodivergence. anyone who does this (like me!) will be accused of romanticizing their own conditions, instead of it being the form of self-love it actually is

and furthermore, on thinking about it, fuckboys will often drag out that any positive depiction of a mental illness or disability is romanticizing it, not just (though is often, if not usually the case) when a neurodivergent person does it. the same issue comes up with trans or asexual/aromantic headcanons, which you will often get faux-concerned trolls saying that those things are “too serious of an issue to wave around like this”

fuck that and fuck you too, troll

the problem is that no one is ever allowed to depict an autistic person as being happy that they are autistic, or a schizoaffective person cracking jokes about their own illness without getting a backlash, and it sucks

be critical of the posts you read on tumblr like this, and for anyone who agrees with the hypocritical strawmen i just listed, die mad about it

Mhm, excellent addition and seeing as I do headcanon? That I have repisentation for my own conditions in shows or books and such. I do that type of thing because it helps me feel less of an outcast and unloveable. Idk, it’s important to me. So yea, here y’all go.

Also, not everyone that has those mental illnesses have them to the same degree. I have several of the ones mentioned and for me they aren’t as severe as what is described.

coolcat17786:

cartoonypickle:

thehighwaysbrokenheroes:

zerofarad:

cosplayer-m:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

this movie is so good

and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

THIS MOVIE

DON’T FORGET THE QUIRKY AND FUNNY IMMORTAL VILLAIN SQUAD LED BY DICK VAN DYKE

OR THE EASTER ISLAND HEAD THAT LOVED BUBBLEGUM (or, as he called it, gum-gum)

OR THE FACT THAT THEIR HISTORICALLY-ACCURATE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH

Ok that’s a pretty good pitch.

Night at the Museum is seriously one of the most underappreciated movie franchises – and one of my favourites. A a giant history and film nerd, it was so refreshing to see such ACCURATE portrayals, without losing any of the huomor or the heart. I love it 

One of my favorite movie 👌

I used to watch it all the time when I was little lol

ashflamethewaffleangel:

pigknightwarrior:

nachosforfree:

dailydoseofart:

voice-dad:

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

Let me try this out.

I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

Guss i’ll give it a shot

ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

hmmm….

maybe I should try-

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FU 

we really doing this again are we

It can’t possibly…

Work with two…?

oH FUCK-

There’s no way it could really w-

OH

No thanks

ITS JUST LIKE THE HAT POST YES-

fiRST THE HATS NOW THE GLASSES B E A U T I F U L

thurisazsalail:

allllltheautism:

headphones-and-tea:

h-oney-b-ones:

no-spoons-given:

authenticautistic:

goldenbonnies:

• Nesting
• Hoarding things
• Taking things apart
• Wandering
• Shitty memory
• Needing pressure on your body to sleep

“why are you inside the blanket”

“you don’t need that many ????”

*takes pens apart constantly*

“so you mean to tell me you go to town to walk around the shops and that’s it?”

*in a familiar area* “where to ____” “idk sorry”

*tries to balance weighted lap pad on my shoulder as I sleep*

Fucking mood

We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

I support this theory!

Reblog if you’re a confused, vaguely nomadic dragon, too

i have a weighted blanket for my shoulders when i’m not in bed. I liked this shop recently. She makes weighted blankets with glass beads too, the super-tiny won’t break kind, so no plastics are involved. Plus, this lady can make blankets in whatever size you need, so custom orders are cool, too. SPACE BLANKETS! ALPACAS! UNICORNS!