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jiiiimmmm-with-dyed-hair:

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why-is-markiplier-so-cool:

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royalnugget42:

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Host, holding a box of Fruit Loops: I may be blind but even I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

He pours out a bowl of the cereal. It’s actually Cheerios.

he pours in the milk. it’s actually orange juice. it takes bim 20 minutes to convince host to stop.

Host, grabbing an orange  : Fine I’ll have an apple instead 

the host: i can do this myself, mr. trimmer!

jim twin #1:

WRONG EGO–

Host, walking towards the Window: FINE. I’LL JUST GO TO MY LIBRARY

bim, redirecting host: hey!! lets not do that!!

host: get your hands off me, jim.

the host, walking towards the supply closet: how if you’ll excuse me, i’ll be heading back home.

Google and Bing are just watching.

Bing: *laughing Hysterically*

Google just sighs.

Host: WILFORD I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!!

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