Host, holding a box of Fruit Loops: I may be blind but even I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
He pours out a bowl of the cereal. It’s actually Cheerios.
he pours in the milk. it’s actually orange juice. it takes bim 20 minutes to convince host to stop.
Host, grabbing an orange : Fine I’ll have an apple instead
the host: i can do this myself, mr. trimmer!
jim twin #1:
WRONG EGO–
Host, walking towards the Window: FINE. I’LL JUST GO TO MY LIBRARY
bim, redirecting host: hey!! lets not do that!!
host: get your hands off me, jim.
the host, walking towards the supply closet: how if you’ll excuse me, i’ll be heading back home.
Google and Bing are just watching.
Bing: *laughing Hysterically*
Google just sighs.
Host: WILFORD I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!!