incorrect-ego-quotes:

[Wilford, trying his hand at being on Bim’s gameshow]

Bim: you put this in your coffee,

Wilford: A SPOON! YOUR HANDS! YOUR FACE!

Bim: its white–

Wilford: PAPER! SNOW! A GHOST!

Bim, concerned: it’s heavier than milk…

Wilford: A ROCK! A DOG! THE EARTH!