Hey Jim, my dude, I’m new to Jacksepticeye’s Egos. Except for Anti, I don’t know anything about them and am thoroughly convinced they might be cryptids. Could you tell me who they are and where to find them you, Brave Reporter?

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Well, my dear friend, let me tell you about the Egos.

Firstly, we have Henrik von Schneeplestein, our beloved doctor. But sadly, he has been missing for quite sometime now. We don’t where he is but we really want him to come back.

Then we have Chase Brody. Is he dead? We’ll never know… Schneep says, he saved Chase but where is he. He, too, is missing. Chase if you’re seeing this, your children miss you.

Next is Robbie. He’s a zombie. You should keep your distance, he might bite. But still, he is a cinnamon roll and must be protected.

Then our dapper boy, Jameson Jackson, short JJ. He is classy as fuck but some people say he is just Anti in disguise. Will we ever know?

Our favourite super hero, Jackieboy Man! He will save the day if you want it or not. This includes him appearing randomly in your home screaming “Jackieboy Man is here to save you!” although nothing is happening…

Last but not least we have Marvin the Magnificent! He is a magician and will make this pencil disappear! …. oh no, wrong movie. Whatever. He is the greatest wizard you will ever see. Forget Harry Potter! 

And what have they all in common? Anti probably wants to kill them all.