incorrect-ego-quotes:

okthatsbad:

incorrect-ego-quotes:

Anti, pointing at a baby: who is this?

Anti: whose…kid is this?

The Egos: [whispering]

Yandereplier: excuse me

Yandereplier, shaking a baby bottle with milk: oh hey senpai! you saw my gift! Merry Christmas!

Anti, picking up the baby: what is this?

Yandereplier: it’s our child! we can be a happy family and now you can never ever leave my side, senpai!

Anti: babies aren’t allowed at the Septiceyes’ office

Anti: and you’re underage, how the hell did you adopt–

Yandereplier: i didn’t adopt her! I just uh… found her?

The Egos: [whispers more loudly]

Anti, holding the baby defensively: you tell me now Yan – you tell me where on earth did you kidnap this baby, take it back!

Not shown on screen: Ed Edgar pocketing Yan’s money

Ed Edgar, taking the baby from Anti and back into Yan’s hand: no refunds – besides, this is our starter baby! you can get in bulk from my adopt-a-lots!!

Yan, excitedly: with a discount?!

Ed Edgar, laughing heartily: no!