incorrect-ego-quotes:

Darkiplier, pointing to broken coffee maker: who broke it? i’m not mad, i just want to know.

Bim: …i did. i broke it.

Darkiplier: no. no, you didn’t. Jims?

Jim Twins: don’t look at us, look at Wilford!

Wilford: what? i didn’t break it!

Jim Twins: huh, that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

Wilford: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Jim Twins: suspicious…

Wilford: no it’s not!

Dr. Iplier: if it matters, probably not but… Bingiplier was the last one to use it.

Bingiplier: liar! i don’t even drink that crap!

Dr. Iplier: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Bingiplier: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, Doctor!

Bim: let’s not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, Dark.

Darkiplier: no. who broke it?

Jim Twins: Dark, The Host has been awfully quiet–

The Host: really?!

Jim Twins: yeah, really!

All The Egos: [arguing]

Darkiplier’s thoughts: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict in ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others throats with blood on their faces and pink mustaches on a stick…good. it was getting a little boring around here.