i feel bad that we haven’t talked about the jack egos all day today so here’s some headcanons.
–they all share a pet hamster. robbie the zombie’s excited about this!! until the hamster screams and runs away from him, utterly terrified.
–anti and chase aren’t allowed to back together. chase just wanted to make some cookies while anti tricked chase into making a bomb. poor chase never saw it comin’.
–dr. schneeplestein is…slowly, incredibly slowly, helping robbie the zombie learn basic stuff!! robbie’s got down the whole writing thing. still needs work on reading.
–jackieboy man was mavin the magician’s assistant. all until marvin tried to saw him in half. the trick didn’t end well, poor jackieboy has a scar all around his waist.
–don’t tell anyone, but anti has a soft spot for baby chicks. just looking at the small yellow birbs makes his heart grow three sizes.
–chase gets his kids on weekends now!! they like uncle marvin and uncle robbie, they think uncle anti is mean and uncle schneeplestein’s a nerd. uncle jackieboy is cool as heck and grandpa jack (dapper jack) does the funniest game of charades!!
–marvin the magician and dapper jack don’t get along well, since dapper jack believes he’s the devil and magic is evil. ya know, old time-y beliefs.
–robbie the zombie once got a hold of marvin’s wand and made himself fly. terrifying everyone. hey, wouldnt you be horrified too if you not only had a zombie but a FLYING zombie? poor robbie was scared too, “DOCTOR GET ME DOOOOOWN– [SOBS]”
–anti turns into a crybaby when he cant find his knife. throwing himself onto the floor and sobbing and kicking until he tires himself out. “what are you, 2?!” schneep yells as he drag him into his office to rest.
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A Glitch Named Anti 