oh, dr. iplier put lots of apps on google to keep him away from /those/ things. poor robot doesnt even know what a “kink” is until kinkiplier rolled through and blew his mind.
the ego who does know about all that fanart and fanfics is bing. he likes to torture the egos by sending them the 18+ fanart and fics in groupchats and texts.
“hey jims!! check out this cool ass fanart someone made on twitter!! 😎✨”
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“THATS GROSS, WE’RE /TWIN BROTHERS!!/. AND WHY IS HE PEEING ON ME?!”
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“daaaaark!! ya emo fuck, mark posted this on instagram, something to look into? 🤔💀”
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“…Don’t ever text me again. Lose my number. Actually? Lose your phone. Fling it off a building, and then fling yourself off.
And why am I so short?! I’m JUST AS tall as Wilford! Who drew this?!”
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“doc!! i got this weird rash on my arm, is it dangerous? 😰😫😷”
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“I…I would never do *THAT* with Google! I – I mean he doesn’t even have a port for that!”
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“yandere!! your senpai asked me to send you this!! its a map of where to meet him so he can confess!! 😱💕”
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“…i’m kinkshaming you, and telling wilford.”
“NO WAIT PLEASE I SWEAR THATS THE LEAST WORST ONE I’VE SENT TODAY”